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Hunk

Adj- Someone who walks around with a tank top in hopes of showing off their muscles to acquire females.

Girl 1: Omg that guy over there is such a hunk! Look at his big muscles and his handsome tan! I want to be his baby momma !

Girl 2: Wow you are so right girllll he’s such a hunk. He also has a twin brother, lets go see if those hunks want to take us out and have a foursome!

by Nick Girrz November 19, 2019


Hunk

A hunk is strong a hunk is sexy smooth muscular and confident so basically a Matthew 😭🥺🥺

Oh look at Matthew. What a hunk! (This is for you mgg)

by January 27, 2021


hunk-cake

An extremely attractive man with a beefcake body. For some women, his huge muscles are a turn-off, but there’s always that one woman that is always squeezing, sniffing, stroking, and slobbering all over the man’s bulky pecs.

Mmm… you have such bulky, hot pecs, my sexy hunk-cake…

by PBJelly6 January 26, 2024


hunk load

A little dinger with massive balls.

Dang! Check out Steve-O's hunk load!

by Gurbur88 March 8, 2018


hunk of carbon

Diamond

Hey, what size hunk of carbon did you get when he popped the question?

by rickbelpre December 22, 2011


Hunk-Shaming

When bros use anti-aging solutions (like Locklab hair growth pills) to stay hunked out, and other bros shame them for it.

*Bro who's let himself go bald and is now hunk-shaming men for STOPPING their hair loss*

"All men should give up on their hair ASAP. Just shave your head and let your poor genetics win."

*Hunk who is pro-handsomeness and anti-letting himself go*

"Sorry pal, but no way I'm letting poor genetics de-hunk me. Real men stay hungry, hairy, and hunked out"

by Thugnanimous July 26, 2024


hunk rock

A contraction of "humorous punk rock," a musical genre comprising punk rock works intended as parodies of the actual punk oeuvre, which originated with Paloma Music's 1978 release of the vinyl 45 recording "Picked Off the Litter" by John Vomit and the Leather Scabs, a band formed by members of the Stanford Chaparral campus humor magazine, featuring the songs "Punk Rock Star" and "I Suck."

Unbelievable, I just scored a mint-condition copy of the original Hunk Rock record, "Picked Off the Litter," on eBay for only a thousand bucks!

by FitofPeak2 January 6, 2024