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Chocolate Husband

A denizen of the Luxembourg region, often originating from Belgium. Expert chocolatier, specializing in the gourmet crafting of chocolate waffles.

Often a sweet companion, but lacking in real substance.

"Hey girl, I heard you're back on the market?"

"No, I got me a Chocolate Husband!"

by Laughing Stoic February 10, 2011


Pias Husband

whaaat? she is married? yes bitches thats totally right. married to the most handsome man on earth. oh yes.

He always listens to her and is always there for her.

She is so in love with him.
In fact, no one has ever made her feel like he does. He makes her happy even when she thinks she‘s at her lowest. He manages to make her smile everytime they talk.
Her heart makes a little jump everytime he calls her.
Her face lights up with joy and pure happiness everytime they are together.
And somehow she always seems happier, whenever he‘s around.
Mert,
seni cok seviyorum

I love you so much

Ich liebe dich so sehr

„Omg have you seen Pias Husband? He is so handsome!“
„Have you heard? Pias Husband, Mert Celik, made her the most happiest woman on earth. Wow they are both so lucky to have each other“

by merts wife February 7, 2022


Kageyama Husband ;)

KAGEYAMA SIMPS ALL THE WAY KAGEYAMA SIMPS ALL THE WAY OUR HUSBAND KAGEYAMA SIMPS

Kageyama Simp: PRETTY , NICE , EVERYTHING GOOD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Kageyama Husband ;) gdffdtrsghvbchg

by Rain ;) November 8, 2020


Lane husband

The guy you always share a Lane with during swim practice. The opposite of Lane wife.

I always share a Lane with Andrew at swim practice, therefore he is my Lane husband.

by Swimmah😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀 February 22, 2019


fictional husband

A guy you have a HUGE crush on, but

A. He doesn't exist
B. It's something that will never happen. Like Rap Monster.

"Pikachu is my fictional husband!"

by Meme2004 April 21, 2017

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whole husband

Meaning an active husband in her everyday life

That girl has a whole husband...

by That girl.... October 29, 2019

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CORPSE HUSBAND

I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE HE BREATHED OMFG I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT CORPSE HUSBAND GUYS STOP ASKING ABOUT HIS FACE HE'S LIKE ME HE HAS ANXIETY I'M LITERALLY HIM!!!! STOP HATING ON CORPSE!!!

'I FUCKING LOVE CORPSE HUSBAND'

by spokesbruh April 26, 2021

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