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A type of cashier whose biggest job, now that cash payments are rare, is to spin the iPad around for you to complete your payment and give them an exorbitant tip for this “service.”
The iPad Spinner stared at me while I had to choose between a 20%, 25%, or 30% tip.
what you get when all you douche bag, punk ass co-workers/friends flaunt their newly acquired ipads in your face.
I got ipad envy when he showed me a video on his slick new ipad, so I punched his bitch ass in the crotch.
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A Kid or Adult Who Likes to Watch Content on their phone while eating food or snacks.
Why does he always have to watch rick and morty while eating hes such a ipad kid
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A stupid 3-10 year old who only uses there iPad for entertainment.
Some way you can find out if a child is in fact a iPad kid.
1. they will scream
2. FULL VOLUME AT ALL TIMES
3. coco melon/Ryan's toy review
4. Cheeto fingers
5. Bulky iPad cases
6 dirty screen
Person1:dude look at that iPad kid
Person2: there parents must not care about them
13 year old from far away: ew it smells like shit in here
1: did that kid just shit there pants
2 yes yes they did
13 year old now very close by: whelp it looks like the parents don't care lets just judge and make Shure this in fact a iPad kid
2 who the fuck are you
13yr old: I'm a 13 year old to add more depth to this stupid story
1: wait this is fake
2 well no fucking shit this is fake
iPad kid: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MOMY MY IPAD DIED
13yo: run
and they all fuck died the end.
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A medical condition of the affluent, mainly incurred by having your arms at a 90 degree angle while holding your iPad in bed for a prolonged period of time. Problem exacerbated when trying to hold the iPad with one hand and jacking off with the other.
Sorry I cannot help you move next weekend. I'm suffering from iPad elbow.
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