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Antioch a northern town in Illinois. The water comes out of the faucet brown, your neighbor's playing the banjo on his front porch. The lake isn't well... a lake, it's more muck then anything. Bugs are crawling everywhere I mean everywhere inside and outside. The weather is unbearable. The houses are in disrepair. The schools, well they're falling down as we speak. Antioch it's HICKTOWN!
Chicago Citizen:Hey guess what my brother just got back from college!
Antioch, IL. citizen: What? Whats college?
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An Italian anomaly. Much like a small badger with bad breath, it is a vociferous mating animal that has no regard for the aesthetics of its mating partner. The Italian bloodline of the animal forces its brain to develop an erection at even the most hideous of creatures.
He suffers from 'il Turcato.
I must put down this beer as I am developing il' Turcato.
Il' Turcato made me do it.
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prophetstown il is a town full of racist, white, middle schoolers and nobody knows what "emo" means. if you dont support trump or dont listen to rap music you WILL be bullied and have rumors spread ab you. Also, literally everyone in this town is ugly besides like 3 people. if you're planning to move to this town I recommend you DONT, you'll HATE it here
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An island in the Detroit River just far away enough from the city to look nice from afar. The place is mostly Caucasian, as of 2000 there were only 40 African American people out of the almost 11,000 people living there. This does not stop the popularity of rap music among local teens, most of which wear A. Eagle and have cell phones that cost more than Queen Elizabeth's closet. While not all people are vastly wealthy, the majority of them are. Those who are not usually hide it, as the wrong clothes can land you a permanent seat in the bus to outcastdom.
The football team is absolutely terrible, but the cheerleaders aren't bad. The band is actually pretty high class, with a large focus on percussion and trumpet players who've toured Europe. Despite the crappiness of the team, football is Grosse Ile's most attended sporting event by the young population. A popular activity is not watching the game, instead talking loudly on cell phones, pranking concession workers, and making out behind the bleachers.
Though thought to be the safest place in Michigan, Grosse Ile has more Minor in Possession charges than most college fraternities. Pot and heroin are also very common and popular drugs used to the Grosse Ile youth, and the police force knows it. In their spare time, teens hang out around Macomb Street. Typical activities usually include stealing, vandalism, and committing other illegal acts, such as destruction of property or the ever popular "Dine'N'Dash". Chances are that if you're a teen living on Grosse Ile, you or someone you know has been kicked out of a store.
Most of the population is Catholic, or some other division of Christianity, as there are only Christian churches and places of worship, and many people are especially prejudiced against Arabic religions. Gay people and homosexuality are typically outlawed, as well as atheists and those who support them. That being said, not all people are bigots; just a majority. Most people originally from the island, save for those below the poverty line, voted for President Bush in both the 2000 and 2004 elections, though more people sided with Obama in this year's race.
The school system is not criticized, except by those who attend it. Recent lay offs have left many in an uproar, with many of the students' favourite teachers being laid off, whilst the school system has kept some of the most unpopular and unproductive teachers on its board. Students who are deemed to be different, or "Not Normal" are often put in separate classes, isolating them from others whom they might contaminate with their weirdness, or so the thinking goes. Some of the most gifted students have been held back do to failure to apply themselves. Tell me though, if the school cannot meet the child's needs, who is at fault here?
In conclusion, there is no war on Grosse Ile but the class war. Oppression is underplayed by those who are on top, and difference is secluded and vastly outlawed.
"This Spring, a Grosse Ile student was suspended on a claim without evidence. The suspected main reason for this suspension is the fact that the student often stood up against disrespect from teachers."
"Island Fest is coming up, we should leave before the entire town is wasted."
"Have you seen that new kid?"
"Yeah, she's poor, so doesn't belong here in Grosse Ile."
"Like, oh my God, look at that faggot."
"Yeah, what a freaking Jew."
^No joke, I've heard that used as an insult before.
"I bet she can't even afford Guchi!"
"We'll have her puking her guts out at Island Fest, though!"
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A tiny pinprick hunk of floating land, better known as an island between canada and the rest of michigan. Most of which the kids are secluded and naive. Who have spent countless of hours up on macomb becuase it's the 'cool' thing to do. You won't find any sXe kids here, nope, they steal from their parents liqour cabnets. The highschool consists of one hot ass. principle, and the formally known whitesnake member as the principle. HAH. ROCK ON WHITESNAKE. Theres only one street of civilization surrounded by 100000 sq. ft of "GROSSE ILE OPEN SPACE", no side walks, and a useless airpot and roadkill everywhere else. Most people learn how to drive a boat before their car or bike. Going to sugar island and the cross dykes is a normal summer routine, and you tell your parents you're staying the night at your BFFEAEA friends house when really you're gonig to party over on stout or island blvd. The cops give out more MIPS then the ladies at meijer giving out free sausage samples.
you be goin to the islandgrosse ile today?
naw man, i ain't paying three bucks to be around non-sXe kids.
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Small Town full of racist hicks that drive jacked up trucks and girls that drive mommy and daddy's money vehicles and are also known as sluts. Where the ugly girls are popular and the pretty girls are outsiders. Mostly identified by a big yellow O sticker on vehicle.
Hey, look at that them dumbasses, oh, they're pprobably from orangeville il.
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Altamont, IL is located 12 miles west of Effingham, Il on Interstate 70 or 88 miles east of St. Louis. The town was basically founded by Germans about 150 years ago, and German heritage can be seen all throughout town. Basically a wanna-be Effingham, IL with slightly less people. More famously known for hosting the Effingham County Fair. The town has a reputation of thinking they are better than the neighboring towns of St. Elmo, Beecher City, and Brownstown even though they are just as average as any other small town. The town is about 99% white and most teenagers listen to rap music, and think they are gangsters or prominant high school athletes (until the real world hits). Teenage beer parties seen to be the only thing in town for high schoolers. Altamont thinks its just as successful as top high school sports programs like Teutoplois or Effingham, but in reality they resemble Stew-Stras, St. Elmo, or Beecher City in althletic ability.
Interestingly, the nicest people you will find in town are those who have moved in Altamont (not originally from Altamont) or the lower middle class individuals who do not own a prominant busniness in town or carry a prominant job. It seems like about 20% of the town, controls most of its wealth.
Most residents of Altamont, IL continue to use the communication method of "gossip" to tell about all the misfortunes and breaking news in town.
A-Town usually reserved for rap capital Atlanta, GA, however Altamont, IL has used this to describe itself (although most people familar with the rap scene would agree that Atlanta and Altamont have nothing in common).
Schuetzenfest excuse given to get drunk in town and call it a "holiday"
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