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A high-end university run by Lamar Davis which teaches its students the science of roasting, especially yee-yee ass haircuts. It is located in Los Santos, San Andreas, USA.
Person 1 : Can i come to your house?
Person 2 : No, we will meet tomorrow at work
Person 1 : Ah man, don't hate me because I'm beautiful man, maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut you got
you would get some women craving for your penis. Or better yet, maybe Tanisha will call your desperate arse if
she stops enjoying coitus with that brain surgeon or lawyer she is making love with. NIGGAAAAA
Person 1 : what?
Person 1 : Do you go an university or do you work?
Person 2 : I go to the Los Santos Institute of Roastology
This is when a school thinks it's tough but it's not. Cops come here like once every 3 months and people start thinking it's some hood school. Some people are sick, but most are toronto hood man wannabes. Scarborough is way better.
Wastyute 1: Yo fham you tryna pull up, i got bare tings in my mama's crib fham
Bucktee 1: Nah fham, mans presto emptier then parkway fham
Wasteyute: Im finna get you that uber man, im tryna get wit them batteries like a (insert an electronic that uses batteries)
Bucktee 1: nah fham, got stained on the 95, told the bus driver i was 12 and he stained me fham,
Wastyute: Your phone too?
Bucktee: Nah, i still got my iphone 5s. And even though I have a shitty ass Iphone 5s, im gonna make fun of people with expensive androids. Because I go to Victoria Park, and that's what I do
Wateyute: Alright fham, i never had any battteries any way fham, I saw some at the club( STC, theres no club) and she told me how im a waste yute, im like Nize that, and she was like shutup you wasteman
Bucktee: Yo fham does she wanna fight, ima ride out fham, ima ride out. I got you bro, uak ima pull up fham
Wasteyute: Nah but ima see you in Victoria Park Collegiate Institute tommow right?
wasteyte: Nah, im skipping
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Smells like burnt curry and weed. All mans here think they're Hoodmans but they ain't sh** fham.
Person 1: Yo I'm gonna apply to "Winston Churchill Collegiate Institute"
Person2: Why would you do that bro
Person1: idk bro
Person 2: atleast it's better than Wexford
FruityPerson3: nize it about wexford bruh dont diss
Half the people in this school don't even know how to spell "collegiate" and the other half is IB. Where the hall monitors are police officers, and most of the population is arab.
"Wow I really wanna go to Victoria Park Collegiate Institute" ....said no one ever
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An unreal renaming of the "Sam Houston State University" in Texas. Sam Houston Institute of Technology, abbreviated, would spell, "S.H.I.T."
Cheerleaders:
"Gimme an 'S'!"
"Gimme an 'H'!"
"Gimme an 'I'!"
"Gimme an 'T'!"
"What's that spell?!"
Crowd: "Sam Houston Institute of Technology!"
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Probably the greastest high school in the history of North York. Built in 1917 to Honor War Veterans, it holds around 100 Championships ranging from the early years till present. Not only excelling in atletics, YMCI sports a widely known R.U.S.H program which excels in preparing students for university.
A: Hey im planning to go to Mackenzie
B: EWW wat wrong with you, go to the best school there is
A: whats that :O
B: YORK MEMORIAL COLLEGIATE INSTITUTE:D
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Is a school in Roswell, New Mexico, that focuses on the three pillars of excellence. academics, physical fitness, and leadership. NMMI can be fun, but is a very rigerous load. Your first year you are called a RAT (recruit at training). you have hardly any privledges what so ever, but it gets better as time goes on. you gradually earn ranks, from private all the way up to lt. coronel and beyond. its a lot of work but interesting. Owen Wilson attended NMMI.
you get yelled at a lot and dropped to do push ups at new mexico military institute:
"HEY straight ahead on the RAT walk"
"lock it up CADET"
"left face, right face, abouttt face"
"just drop and start pushing, fes"
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