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An anti-rape female condom, such as the rape-axe.
Male - "AAARRRGGGHHHH!! MY DICK!!!!!"
Female - "Oh shit, I'm sorry, I forgot to take my moose jacket off"
A Very Potter Seqeul reference, used as an insult; when someone/something is acting stupid in a gay manner (essentially, a condom)
Amy: Stop being mean!
Greg: Stop being a weiner jacket!
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its a irish word for “house coat” or “dressing gown”
“oi pass me tha gaffer jacket, it’s fuckin freezin in here pal”
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(N)A term used to describe a size of a jacket that 2 or more sizes too big.
Dude2:Dudeeee...that jacket is too big for you.
Dude1; know right man I couldn't find a smaller size
Dude2:Haha...what do you mean you couldn't find it in a smaller size, maybe you should give that boyfriend jacket back to your boyfriend
Dude1: shut up before I kill you
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A ridiculously unneeded term for a zip up sweatshirt, basically a hoodie to everyone on earth except 5 people who use the word sweat jacket.
Quiz:
What color is your favorite hoodie?
Maria: I dont own one!
Hayley: Yes you do, it is blue, you wear it almost everyday.
Maria: No, thats a sweat jacket, what are you talking about?
Hayley: NO, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT???
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The most coveted prize in all of golf, and the bedroom. The Green Jacket is awarded to those who have “destroyed all holes on the course” so to speak. Unless your name is Tiger Fucking Woods the only way you’ll be getting a Green Jacket is by drilling and filling all three predominant sexual orifices on the same woman. When you’ve drilled all of a woman’s holes your buddies are legally required to award you with a Green Jacket which is to be signed and passed down among you until you’ve all worn the jacket
Well boys I never thought I’d see the day we gave Cameron his Green Jacket. Brooke finally let him plow the most illusive hole, her asshole. I’m so proud
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the lack of a need for a real jacket due to the warming effects of alcohol
dude are u not cold?? no ive got a beer jacket on!!
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