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A small ponytail favored by prisoners, ex-cons, and meth dealers.
That guy's jail tail and prison tats are freaking me the hell out.
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Anytime you accidentally or purposly violate facebook's terms you get banned or blocked until further notice
I for one being a Facebooker was unaware that i was at my 5000 friend limit so I was put in Facebook Jail for 1 week and 3 days.
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When you stick your finger through a piece of fold toilet paper, stick your finger up your asshole, dig the poop out, and then wipe your finger off with the toilet paper around your finger.
Beau the nerd still is jail wiping even though he got out of jail.
The act of using saliva as sexually lubrication.
"She was dry as a bone so I jail lubed it."
The only thing left in the Jail's shower, after the water's been drained.
Phobia-Stricken Detective Adrian Monk, was absoloutely terrified by this shit. Honestly man that guy was seriously tripping
ADRIAN MONK: ARrrGh! Wipes. Jail Goo!, Jail Goo!
SHARONA: I ain't got any, Adrian. I've been arrested.
ADRIAN MONK: But.... Jail Goo!
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The shift in time and routine experienced when one is released from jail after serving more than a few days.
After being wrongfully convicted, the man felt severe jail-lag after being released several weeks later.
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That 24hr period when you first join a group chat on kik and you can't post pictures or videos
Dammit I tried sending a picture but I'm still in kik jail...I have 3 hours left
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