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He just has a huge, oh wait sorry, GINORMOUS DICK. Has all the bitches, and all the hoes. HE IS GOD LIKE. He is medium height, has a majestic tan, luscious hair, hazel eyes, a 4 pack and uses special made XXXL Condoms. He has pearly whites and a fresh, minty breath.
He can eat 50 Chicken McNuggets and not be fat, he has calves of steel, yet he doesn't hit the gym, not to mention his balls are made of obsidian. His sweat tastes like if God took a piss and it tasted like fresh lemonade on a hot summer's day.
HE IS OUR SAVIOUR
Meegan: So who are you dating?
Kylie: John
Meegan: Is he like how it was described in the bible?
Kylie: EVEN MORE
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Toilet, condom, someone who uses the services of a prostitute, name for a male; often short of Jonathan, or Johnny.
I'm called John, I piss in johns, use johns with my girlfriend, and my ex-"girlfriends" refer to me as john too.
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John is amazing. Often falls for blonde girls who do not really want to go out with him. He falls for his bestfriends and he cannot help it
Person 1-John is my bestfriend
John-I like you
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He is very nice tan green eyed type of guy. If you have a John In your life you are lucky. Johns tend to be annoying if you bump them into that mood. Most often johns are loving sweet to people. Unless He dislikes you.
Hi John how are you today?
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John is infinite and multi-faceted. He is generally a level headed person but when he comes under pressure and is compelled to make a decision thats when things get vexed.
John is tall has dark brown hair and a tan, perfect skin and blue/brown eyes that hold many secrets. John has great legs and nice muscles. John is a kind compassonate individual. He is a man of complete integrity and exemplary manners. He is a man of little words, believing that his actions will speak louder than words. He has a dynamic work ethic. He is strong, handsome, sexy and beautiful. He is intelligent, funny, loyal, trustworthy, full of charisma, loving, teasing, sweet and thoughtful.
John always likes to plan and think ahead for the most part. John strives to do things for the better, hardly selfish, observant and loves his family.
He leads a very intense life and proves himself hardy in doing so.
A guy that is outgoing and friendly. Everyone knows of him but he keeps very few close friends. Shy and quiet but usually willing to open up to you when you get to know him and he knows he can trust you. Then he can tell you what is on his mind and can be very emotional which does bring about his true feelings.
John has a playful side to him when he feels at ease with someone that he befriends. He can then be a total goof! Once you befriend John he will be your friend for life. He is loved more than he'll ever realize.
John is depressed
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