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Eagle Justice

1. The act of punching someone in the testicles. To be clear, kicking doesn't count, and punching someone in the penis doesn't count. This appelation applies only to punching someone in the testicles, which requires some crouching. 2. The victory cry for having punched someone in the testicles.

"America doesn't torture. We punch people in the balls and call it Eagle Justice."--Barack Obama to Joint Session of Congress

"Eagle Justice!"--shouted in victory, having just vanquished a foe with a punch to the balls

by charlotte miaow March 20, 2009

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the juice of justice

The juice of justice is a beverage that contains more freedom and liberty then any other drink in the world. only true americans can taste the juice of the justice.

ex: Ill shove their communist hearts right into their mouths, so that they can taste the juice of justice of America.

by onedayasalion April 26, 2009

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Justice for Trayvon

A rallying cry used large groups of young black people before a racial beatdown of outnumbered unsuspecting caucasians ensues.

"Jamal: Look homie, there's one of dem crackas, let's get sum Justice for Trayvon!"
"Token: Fuk yeah NIGGA!"
"Jamal: Then let's riot and start looting expensive shit from these crackers, then sell it fo sum JET! That's even mo JUSTICE FO TRAYVON!
"Token: SHEEEAT NEGRO! THAT'S ALL YOU HAD TO SAY!"

by Frank Horrigan, THATS WHO! May 28, 2012

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Cock of Justice

A cock of justice is cock of all cocks, transcending above other men's cocks. It has gone through the most honorable actions that a cock can go through. Scoring multiple women in a night, etc. Extremely hard to achieve. Only a few percentage of the population may attain the cock of justice. Shortly known as 'coj'

Kevin: Wow, who is that guy with 3 chicks by his side?
Patrick: Oh. He has the cock of justice
Phil (guy with cock of justice): I command the cock of justice

by Hardick Sukhdeep February 5, 2012


max justice

the hugest boner you could possibly get.

I saw this girl's boobs and went completely max justice.

by aaaaaaaaaaaaaahay December 19, 2008

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Batman Justice

No gray line. Black & White.

When all the world is full of lies and hate. When everyone stabs you multiple times, you get up. You keep fighting. This...this is the way of the Batman.

"Dude...I just..I can't. I've lost it..this is the end. I'm going to go outside and just fight the first mother fucker I see, until he's dead."

"You can't."

"..I don't know man. I just.."

"You have to endure. You have to be like Batman, you have to deliver Batman Justice. Prove them wrong. Show the liars and the back stabbers."

by The truest Batman February 29, 2012


Karmic Justice

The law of karma or law of behaviors vs. balance, cause vs. effect, action vs. reaction can all be described with one proverb: "as you sow, so shall you reap." Every activity and behavior creates a force of energy that comes back to the originator of that energetic force at the same level of force, energy, and intensity. We must find the karmic balance to reap the rewards of karmic justice.

They're crazy for thinking they won't reap karmic justice for slandering her on social media. They'll reap what they sow.

by Karmic Justice August 26, 2022