Kit-Bon

An individual with an alter-ego that lives in New Zealand, California. They will randomly ship you with any guy within 5 kilometres of your radius and proceed to irritate you with their existence. Although they may be an absolute annoyance, Kit-Bons are very supportive if you tell them the truth about your crushes. Kit-Bons also ship "Sonrise" which is a ship that never existed in the first place, however, because of their delusions they like to believe in such nonsense.

In addition, Australians are highly allergic to Kit-Bons, therefore, I suggest all Aussies that are reading this definition, to warn other fellow Aussies and avoid this Kit-Bon creature as much as you can.

Girl 1: "OMG I just saw a Kit-Bon in the hallway!"
Girl 2: "Are you Australian?"
Girl 1: "No, thank goodness. Feels bad for those aussies."
Girl 2: "Wait but didn't you say your name was Cla-"

stage kit

Drinks for the band

If we could get the waitress to bring us up a stage kit, we'll get started with the show.

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tight kit

Any person, usually female, with an appealing and firm physique. Usually makes the opposite sex assume she has a tight, bald, pussy.

"Damn, that yoga instructor has a tight kit!"

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jiz kit

a game where you masterbait on a cracker as fast as you can. Last one to master bait has to eat the cracker.

Sean: Wanna play jiz kit
Josh: Yeah

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Stunna Kit

An object or way of acting to make yourself feel or look more than you are.

This stunna kit gone have ya boy lookin fresh.

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Cutter Kit

a kit used by self-harm kids to keep all of their utensils neat and close at hand. Usually contains shaving razor heads, box cutter blades, modeling blades, and rubbing alchohol. the alchohol is to keep the blades clean or to induce more pain for when the cutter needs to feel even more control in their lives.

i caught sam with her cutter kit yesterday, she freaked... what should we do?

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kit speak

Kit speak, or simply "kit" for short, describes a typed dialect of internet speak. Generally associated to the younger generations of those online using acronyms and widespread typos.

babygurl: pll r fukin retrded. dannk whyn.
cabiner: I can't ever understand what you're trying to say.
babygurl: y dyk wut im dsayn?
cabiner: Use spell check. Enough with the kit speak.
babygurl: g2h

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