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Its a joke when someone yells THE FLOOR IS LAVA!!! that means find anywhere to go on top of or hang on but none of you body parts can touch the floor the catch is you only have 5 seconds to find something.
"In walmart bob yelled THE FLOOR IS LAVA!!! when I was picking out a XBOX game".
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When you take eat a lot of pancakes and then you take a dump from the pancakes onto a hippo
Hey I just did a lava hippo to Allie Zaki.
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A lamp that consists of fluorescent materialistic wax that melts, that’s right it’s not real lava you’ve just been lied to your entire life.
Jimmy:“Ouch! That Lava Lamp was hot!”
Fred: “You know that Lava Lamps aren’t made out of real lava, right?”
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A neck that looks melted as a result of a nasty and unfortuante bout with the acne.
Mark Mcguire has has a massive case of the lava neck!
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Heavy flowing menstration marked by partial coagulation and bearing a slight resemblance to hot magma.
Jessica remarked she was no longer on her period, however when I noticed the box lava oozing down her thigh I knew she wasn't good to go.
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When a female is on her period and bleeds on her partners face.
Last night Molly was mad at Eric so she gave him a lava shower.
Some guys can be a little too kinky and want a lava shower.
When Matt got a lava shower he nearly threw up.
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the sexual act of eating someone’s ass, specifically black dudes while he has chronic diarrhea.
the lava cake was worse than i ever seen, but it still turned me on.
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