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A load of ejaculate that has been fermenting for months due to lack of sex. Similar to the consistency of a partially cooked rotting oyster.
Bro I just released the nastiest scuzz load after getting back from deployment. It looked like my dick shot a snot rocket in her eye.
a load of laundry comprised of whatever you need clean, first. Usually consists of t-shirts, skivvies, jeans, white socks, and a towel or two. You'll get to the rest of the pile later. Really.
- or - doing loads of laundry without regard to color or fabric. Just keep filling the washer until the pile is gone. Those socks will eventually find thier mates when all is said and done.
"Dude.. the game starts at 3 but you can drop by anytime after 2. "
"um.. I gotta do laundry first though"
"oh man, you wont get here til halftime.."
"No worries, just gonna do a bachelor load. Once it's in the dryer, I'm on my way"
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A cum load of hi volume, as if to be the product of a male horse's penis. more cum then usual
I gave mary a "stallion load" last night, that shit was every place ! !
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ejaculate cum from an HIV+ male.
HIV POS looking for charged loads tonight, must be hung.
GWM with AIDS looking to swallow charged loads.
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Loaded Lux is a freestyle Friday champion known for spitting more intelligent and complex punchlines like this one:
"boy reachin my TIME, preaching my RHYME, I'm reaching a leaf when I CLIMB...vines leapin for LIMElight... suave beats to my RHYME, these rappers are like 4 year olds and coloring books; gotta keep em in LINE."
"LADIES: Don't cheat yourself, treat yourself!
RAPPERS: You knew better you do better."
Loaded Lux dominated all challengers he faced on Freestyle Friday!
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A bundled up tissue held together by semen.
A guy I know fills the trash recepticle with load hanky's.
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Transporting such significant amount of illegal drugs to the point if caught, you're going away forever.
I rented a car to carry a suicide load across the state border.