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1. The use, esp. on Twitter by Craig Hockenberry (after whom the technique is named), of caps lock, no punctuation, and occasional misspellings to represent the speech of a somewhat mentally inferior alter ego.
2. The Caps Lock key itself when used as in 1.
3. A fictional key (or setting) actually labeled "CHOCK LOCK" on a keyboard (or in an app), usually replacing Caps Lock.
MORE IMPORTANT THAN SOURCE CODE FOR IPHONE AND RESUMES WERE TALKING CHEARLEADERS AT CHOCKLOCK.COM GO CHOCK LOCK GO HOME RUN
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When two dudes spread legs and butt cheeks to facilitate rubbing the bottom of their buttholes together. Similar to Scissoring for females.
Kevin though Jason was cute, so he asked him if he wanted to Channel Lock
A suburb of a tiny town called Moravia NY. Locke doesn't have a gas station or ATM machine. It does have a feed store named Hewitt Bros that you can buy gas at if you are there between 7am and 5pm. They even take credit cards. The town has burnt down twice and somehow got rebuilt both times.
Mostly farms and trailers.
Really great trout fishing since the inlet to Owasco Lake runs through it.
I ran out of gas in Locke, NY and had to live there.
The infamous Kankle Lock is an extraordinary technique that a fat girl/woman uses in which she locks onto a guy (possibly intoxicated) at a party/bar/event, until he eventually submits and has sexual intercourse with her.
The Kankle Lock can also result in a Kankle Injury. In which it is not only possible, but easier to be submitted by Kankle Locks in the future.
Rich: "Man Chuck I can't believe you just had sex with that whale."
Chuck: "I couldn't help it brother. She got me in that kankle lock, and I had to tap."
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(n.) The state of being so high that you can't get off of your couch; being unable to move/speak/stand.
Joe: "You awake, Pat?"
Pat: "..."
Joe: "Yeah, he's couch locked."
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Being constipated due to being forced to hold back to keep from shitting your pants... And class just started.
Not to be confused with "Vapor Lock "
Louis: Hey Jason! What do you say about going out, have a beer or two?
Jason: I can't tonight. I got horrible stomach cramps because I was afraid I would "Shart" in gym class. I think I held it a little too long and now I have a "turd lock"."
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A command given to someone who needs to get his or her shit together. In a sports context, often said to one whose head isn't in the game, or who is playing erratically. In social situations, said to someone who is acting really strange or being embarrassing.
Joe: "Shit, this bar is never this crowded on a Wednesday... what are all these girls doing here? Looks like we picked a good night to come out."
Dwight: "Damn, look at the tits on these girls over here."
Hot Girl: "I heard that, you fucking creep."
{Joe angrily pulls Dwight aside.}
Joe: {pointing his finger in Dwight's face} "Hey, look at me. You lock it up. Don't be a liability tonight."
Dwight: "Alright, alright. Honest mistake."
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