generic baller

A random dude that neither you, or others in your current conversation know personally. Comes from the NBA Street video game series.

"Hey, what's goin on dude? Have you seen Brad?"
"Nah man, I can hardly even get to the keg cause of all these generic ballers standing around."

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lock it up

A command given to someone who needs to get his or her shit together. In a sports context, often said to one whose head isn't in the game, or who is playing erratically. In social situations, said to someone who is acting really strange or being embarrassing.

Joe: "Shit, this bar is never this crowded on a Wednesday... what are all these girls doing here? Looks like we picked a good night to come out."
Dwight: "Damn, look at the tits on these girls over here."
Hot Girl: "I heard that, you fucking creep."
{Joe angrily pulls Dwight aside.}
Joe: {pointing his finger in Dwight's face} "Hey, look at me. You lock it up. Don't be a liability tonight."
Dwight: "Alright, alright. Honest mistake."

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Stacy Stids

Generic name for any woman who is slutty and assumedly has a handful of sexually transmitted diseases. Last name 'Stids' is derived from the phonetic pronunciation of the acronym 'STD'.

"That kid needs to get laid. We should throw a party for him and get everyone to invite all the Stacy Stids they know."

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jam city

To swing from some structure and let the dead weight of one's body slam into another person.

While obviously derived from hanging on the rim after a forceful dunk and letting one's body dangle in the face of an opponent for added emphasis, this act is most often done in real life while swinging from a lofted bed or ceiling fixture to knock an unsuspecting friend off balance or, if extremely successful, to the floor.

While Brad was looking the other way, Burg jumped up and grabbed the top of the doorway and went jam city on him.

Johnny McBustass

Name given to someone who is farting excessively.

"Going to Chipotle with Brad was a terrible idea... he has been Johnny McBustass all night."

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weekend lag

A condition affecting the body's circadian clock, similar to jet lag, but instead stemming from altering one's sleep hours over a weekend of hard partying and drinking rather than from a long flight.

Franks: "Shit, I missed fluid dynamics again. Monday morning classes are so rough. It feels like it is 7 PM. What time is it?"
Jason: "It's only 8 in the morning."
Brad: "Fuck dude, that's a serious case of weekend lag. Drink some fluids and stop hitting the riverboat casino so hard in P-town."

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bitch'd

When something bad happens to you that is unfair and/or out of your control.
(Note: The spelling with the apostrophe, then the D, is crucial. See also work'd.)

"Hey man, what's up?"
"Dude, this sucks. I can't go to the game on Saturday anymore cause my idiot boss scheduled me to work that night."
"Bitch'd."

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