jam city

To swing from some structure and let the dead weight of one's body slam into another person.

While obviously derived from hanging on the rim after a forceful dunk and letting one's body dangle in the face of an opponent for added emphasis, this act is most often done in real life while swinging from a lofted bed or ceiling fixture to knock an unsuspecting friend off balance or, if extremely successful, to the floor.

While Brad was looking the other way, Burg jumped up and grabbed the top of the doorway and went jam city on him.

Stacy Stids

Generic name for any woman who is slutty and assumedly has a handful of sexually transmitted diseases. Last name 'Stids' is derived from the phonetic pronunciation of the acronym 'STD'.

"That kid needs to get laid. We should throw a party for him and get everyone to invite all the Stacy Stids they know."

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Johnny McBustass

Name given to someone who is farting excessively.

"Going to Chipotle with Brad was a terrible idea... he has been Johnny McBustass all night."

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bitch'd

When something bad happens to you that is unfair and/or out of your control.
(Note: The spelling with the apostrophe, then the D, is crucial. See also work'd.)

"Hey man, what's up?"
"Dude, this sucks. I can't go to the game on Saturday anymore cause my idiot boss scheduled me to work that night."
"Bitch'd."

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work'd

When someone is physically brutalized, beaten handily at a sport or video game, or verbally abused and insulted in a manner that is very much one-sided and makes that person look weak.
(Note: The spelling with the apostrophe, then the D, is crucial. See also bitch'd.)

"Wow, did Mark's team even hit a shot that whole game?"
"No, man. They just got blanked, 7-0."
"Damn, those guys got work'd."

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stack of dumb boxes

A group of stupid girls, generally characterized by being loud and irritating, possibly ugly as well. Draws from the slang term "box," for a vagina.

Jason: So yeah, all those random drunk girls just bust into my room and I had no idea who they were. It was like 20 minutes before I could herd that shit outta there.
Ryan: What a stack of dumb boxes.

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weekend lag

A condition affecting the body's circadian clock, similar to jet lag, but instead stemming from altering one's sleep hours over a weekend of hard partying and drinking rather than from a long flight.

Franks: "Shit, I missed fluid dynamics again. Monday morning classes are so rough. It feels like it is 7 PM. What time is it?"
Jason: "It's only 8 in the morning."
Brad: "Fuck dude, that's a serious case of weekend lag. Drink some fluids and stop hitting the riverboat casino so hard in P-town."

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