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.a twat
.a big twat
.a bigger twat
.a massive twat
you are a mark
you are such a mark
god he is doing a mark again
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Big boy with a bari sax. This man will chases you down while carrying a baritone saxophone. Mark is man that carries the band, and will kill you if you say its not a sport. Also an avid lover of rap, who if you don't agree with will just say "whaaaaat".
"dude i told mark that marching band wasn't a sport, and he flipped out"
"yeah bro thats just because he doesn't do any real sports"
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Dont be Mark.
You are Mark.
Are you Mark?
I think you are Mark.
I think Mark is Mark.
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Marking is the act of spamming a person's Facebook wall or status with embarrassing and outrageous statements before they have a chance to defend themselves. Properly Marking someone requires at least two or more participants in order to avoid looking like a stalker.
Ben: I hear Fred hasn't been checking his Facebook lately, we should totally go Mark him.
Mike: That's a swell idea, I will join you so that you do not have the appearance of being a stalker.
Ben: Consider him Marked
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Marks is a type of teacher who doesn't teach, instead she has you take notes, and then have you take a test for 100 points that had nothing to do with what she had you take notes about. as if that wasn't bad enough, she will also use a straw, jam it down your urethra and use succ to succ your chromosomes out.
yo marks made us take note in silence all day then take a test that we havent even learned about
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A total car geek. Knows the ins and outs of cars . But somehow he manages to be a horrible student at school. He is very technically enhanced. He will whoop ur ass in a heart beat. Someone who is very underrated when it comes to his ability to fight but when you push his buttons he lets out a whole different beast. He is also hot af.
Yo mark did u see my new car
Yeah man it has a sr20 motor, Torsen diff, etc...
Yo mark I can whoop your ass
Try me
(Mark kicks his ass)
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Mark is possibly the most attractive form of energy ever formed. While at first glance he may appear to be an illusion; a vision of God radiating heat waves, he is a mere mortal like the general population.
Some traits of Mark are as follows:
-know to make a girl orgasm by sight alone
- has not only the secret of life and is the reason good exist
- one rode a tiger while the tiger was riding a shark while the shark has a rocket bolted to its ass.
- is a white man that can jump
- generally makes girls weak and question their integrity from the overpowering desire they have to want to fuck him
- if someone is smiling, he is normally around
-Girl says- "my panties are getting we" then Mark is close by.
Mark makes love explode out my body, I cant control my desires.
I once rode mark and my fucking heart stopped working.
If the sun got shot with a fucking laser and got hotter than ever possible while it was getting a blow job while falling out of orbit with the God damn tickle feeling in its stomach from falling it would be like a explanation of Mark.
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