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rad ass bitch who likes to party and makes pop punk music. state champs r main jams. excessively eats massively amounts of peanut butter in one sitting. all about that tofu vegetarian life. will fuck your bitch right in the pussy. best nigga is kortni. fucking shit up every weekend like a straight g.
dingus.
friend: hey man, what time is it?
Mason: *whips out dick* it's a little past dick thirty guys
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a fat ass that likes big black cock up his ass and lives rent free in his moms home with his 30 in dildo
bro my brother is such a mason
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1) Known to like many woman at a time
2) Flirts with 2 or more girls even when he has a girlfriend
3) Dates girls that begin with the letter K
4)Is very attractive.....
Girl 1:WHAT?! He likes Anna, Kinley AND Shaye?!
Girl 2: OMG hes dating Kinley though!!
Girl 3: Oh, he must be a mason
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he is the stupidist dumbest person ever as fat as a overweight pig his hair is as big as his belly he acts autistic and gay all the time he is slower in the head than he is running if that's possible he is the weakest little person and weighs 500lbs
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The act of not pulling out and not wearing a condem while having every std known to existance while your grandpa is raping you
Dude i masoned her last night
"ThE MaSoN" is known for havong two chins and sounds like jojo siwa when he talks.
"jdnknsdknksdckdiwwjkofwek djldlkjcndkjn wdjlnfkjnkjnwek." Said ThE MaSoN
Anyone named mason is a stupid poopoo head that most likely has trouble staying in any relationship or even getting in a relationship to begin with.
They always ruin everything by telling you if it's gonna rain or if the weather is gonna be bad or there's a ballistic missile threat on the days that you guys have plans to do something. Like bro, let me figure it out when it happens. I don't need you make me dread the day that we're about to do something cause God for fucking bid the Russians are going to takeover America because of all the threats that the vegan teacher made to Putin.
Anyone ever: Let's go to the park on Saturday!
Anyone ever 2: yeah let's do it!
Mason: erm actually a meteor is gonna hit directly on the park on Saturday and its gonna destroy anything in a 5 mile radius🤓🤓
Anyone ever in the whole world: ... Mason stfu