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rad ass bitch who likes to party and makes pop punk music. state champs r main jams. excessively eats massively amounts of peanut butter in one sitting. all about that tofu vegetarian life. will fuck your bitch right in the pussy. best nigga is kortni. fucking shit up every weekend like a straight g.
dingus.
friend: hey man, what time is it?
Mason: *whips out dick* it's a little past dick thirty guys
15👍 17👎
a fat ass that likes big black cock up his ass and lives rent free in his moms home with his 30 in dildo
bro my brother is such a mason
8👍 6👎
1) Known to like many woman at a time
2) Flirts with 2 or more girls even when he has a girlfriend
3) Dates girls that begin with the letter K
4)Is very attractive.....
Girl 1:WHAT?! He likes Anna, Kinley AND Shaye?!
Girl 2: OMG hes dating Kinley though!!
Girl 3: Oh, he must be a mason
18👍 24👎
he is the stupidist dumbest person ever as fat as a overweight pig his hair is as big as his belly he acts autistic and gay all the time he is slower in the head than he is running if that's possible he is the weakest little person and weighs 500lbs
5👍 4👎
Anyone named mason is a stupid poopoo head that most likely has trouble staying in any relationship or even getting in a relationship to begin with.
They always ruin everything by telling you if it's gonna rain or if the weather is gonna be bad or there's a ballistic missile threat on the days that you guys have plans to do something. Like bro, let me figure it out when it happens. I don't need you make me dread the day that we're about to do something cause God for fucking bid the Russians are going to takeover America because of all the threats that the vegan teacher made to Putin.
Anyone ever: Let's go to the park on Saturday!
Anyone ever 2: yeah let's do it!
Mason: erm actually a meteor is gonna hit directly on the park on Saturday and its gonna destroy anything in a 5 mile radius🤓🤓
Anyone ever in the whole world: ... Mason stfu
A boy,
beautiful.
his smile as sweet as candy,
his eyes the colour of innocence.
his hair so pure and bright.
no one is perfect, but I'm afraid he is.
I long for this boy to be mine.
mason, the type of boy you could write a song or two about.
Mason is usually a very fat, hungry beast. he thinks he's funny, but he laughs at his own jokes and sounds like a dying 400 pound hog getting hit by a motorcycle that got crashed into. he's so single that he shoves his own, fat cock up his own ass. he dates his own cousins that live in the same house as him. he asks out the hottest girls in the school with confidence thinking he is gonna get lucky. he looks like a log and shits out logs. he looks like the human version of a cummed up tampon. his humor is drier than the sahara desert and uses cum for chapstick.
did you see mason? he needs to work out.