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MDS is a severe neurophysical and behavioral disorder characterized by a lack of marijuana in one's system. Victims of MDS exhibit a tendency to buzzkill, harsh on good times, and induce downer vibes. MDS is treatable, but not curable.
The Federal Government's raid on Oaksterdam University suggest that Obama may be suffering from Marijuana Deficiency Syndrome (MDS).
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St. Pauls School in Maryland is a magical place where the teachers all came from hell. A lot of the students hate it there, because anyone who doesn't wear exactly what everyone else does gets ridiculed. Most of these kids don't get beat up because the other people know that the "weird" kids could turn their asses into whipped cream. The dress code is designed to keep kids from thinking independantly, you have to wear a shirt and tie and either wear a buzzcut or a bowl. The kids on sports teams claim that they are so much better than everyone else, but most of them would sell thier "bff" for a nickel. Especially a shiny one.
SP Kid: Hey, that kids wearing black... lets kick his ass!!!
*five minutes later, all the jocks are impaled on pikes, most of them partially disemboweled, some on their knees begging for mercy from the kids they once fags, geeks, losers, and retards.*
St. Pauls School MD is layed to waste. what was once a great establishment is now in flames. MOST PEOPLE DONT KNOW IT BUT ST PAULS WAS ORIGINALLY FOUNDED TO TEACH CHOIRBOYS< NOT LACCROSSE PLAYERS
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Birthplace of Hall of Famer Baltimore Oriole Cal Ripken. Located on the charming Chesapeake Bay, and also birthplace of the insurmountably talented photography teacher, Andrea Johnston. Havre de Grace is famous for it's crabs. (Feel free to interpret the last statement however you wish)
"Wow! Where is your photography teacher from?"
"Oh! A little town called Havre de Grace, MD."
"I've never heard of it."
"Me either, evidently, she moved away when she was an infant."
"Oh, good call."
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Sweet sweet wine, better than 40 oz., and the coca cola of the poor.
Less alcohol than booze, but more(and far tastier than) malt liquor
Before we rolled, we all killed a Mad Dog, to keeep us buzzin
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A proctologist who regulates peoples dreams like freddy kruger bitch
dr kevin t bockelboy jr esquire md is a Gangster
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Dr. Ankit Desai is providing retina care across the Chicagoland area including Plainfield, Oswego, Bolingbrook, Naperville, Joliet, Shorewood, Crest Hill, Wilmington, Yorkville, Morris, Minooka, Channahon, Sandwich, New Lenox, Aurora. He is a retina subspecialist and a board-certified ophthalmologist providing expert eye care. His areas of specialty include medical and surgical diseases of the retina and vitreous. Book your appointment with Dr. Ankit Desai (815)714-9115 for treatment of age-related macular degeneration, diabetic retinopathy, retinal detachment, macular holes, epiretinal membranes, and other vitreo-macular problems.
Windy City Retina - Ankit Desai, MD
We are going on a flight!
What airline?
Everything airlines, the aircraft is a fancy MD-11!
I would like to not die.