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a religion that secretly worships Lucifer
if you gain enough trust within the mormon church.
you will be told who they really worship.
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Mormons are nice and friendly on the outside but little demons on the inside. Some arn't, but trust them at your own risk. I know since I went to the church for around 12 years by force.
"Marissa is a Mormon, so don't trust her."
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We are not a cult and don't worship satan.
We don't come onto urbandictionary.com to mark all the wrong definitions, wrong. We come on to laugh at all the incompetent, ridiculous, uneducated entries.
We haven't practiced polygamy for a few hundred years, just like any other religion did way back when.
Mormon guys are hott! and so are Mormon girls!
And, yes, we strive to be the best people that we can and try to be nice to everybody. So typically mormons are usually pretty friendly people.
We have friends that aren't mormon. Just usually not those that are druggies or alcholics or whatever.
I won't object to that fact that some mormons put themselves up on a pedestal thinking that they're better than everyone else because they're mormon, but that's not all mormons. I try to treat all people equally, no matter what religion they are.
We don't let anyone in our temples unless they are a worthy member of the LDS church. Not just if they're a member. They also have to be worthy.
I think that's about it. So for all of you mormon haters, whatever. You can go on thinking we're whatever you think we are, but you'll never know the truth unless you actually ask a true mormon.
Mormons don't:
Have magical underwear. =)
All love jello.
Not perfect.
Just normal people like you.
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Where sales meets religion.
The perfect religion for gullible yanks.
Sickeningly positive all the fucking time and so bloody nice.
Donny Osmond
Still keeps trying to get back into showbiz!!!
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A cult that believes in some very dark, twisted things. Also known as the Church Of Emperor Palpatine and Latter Day Sith. Huff is the current incarnation of Palpatine. Joseph Smith was the first incarnation of Palpatine.
Mormon apprentices are everywhere. All answer to their master Palpatine.
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someone who's cpw ratio (children per wife)is too big
This stupid mormon that I know is a moocher and doesn't know when to shut the fuck up
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a homosexual man who is gay and likes at least six cocks in his ass at one time and also believe in a fucking bullshit homo religion
Mormon priest dude:"wow, i'd eat out his ass anyday" A follower of the mormon religion: "HELLZ YEAH MOTHA FUCKA, I A'INT CARIN' IF HE BE LIVING IN A TRAILER"
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