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A yellow bumbler out in the yard who stings good doggoes and gives em a big ol swell.
Brandon:"dude what happened to your dog?"
Jeff:"he got stung by a honey mosquito."
Brandon:"aw that sucks, he might need to see the vet."
The pattern of squashed dead mosquitos on your bedroom walls attained through killing them with a folded newspaper on a hot summer night.
Oh, boy, i hardly got any sleep last night. I was painting the mosquito wallpaper till 3 am. Damn things were all over the place.
Using an enema for sexual practice
Jannet enjoyed the anal mosquito Jack preformed on her the other night.
A compilation of news sources dealing with the middle East, it is put together by the U.S. government and used by HTT (Human Terrain Team) members and other military personnel to keep abreast of current events and local sentiment.
Source: declassified HTT training manual.
Let's read the latest issue of the"Baghdad Mosquito" to learn what's going on in the Middle East.
I wish I had boobs. All I have are these mosquito bites.
This kind of person is the ace of aces and has no equal, they are powerful but hidden as nobody has seen his face but a benign duchess.
"I just got thrashed by a moist mosquito"
"are you a benign duchess because your sucking off moist mosquito"
A Jew, usually of high intellect, who, when engaged in an argument with someone, will find any intellectual weakness and ruthlessly exploit it in an unrelenting manner.
Jack: did you see Ben Shapiro on Piers Morgan talking about guns?
Mick: ye.
Jack: What a Mosquito Jew.
Mick. Ye.