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boobs of mountanous proportions
that girl has mount evebreasts!
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Mount Olive. Where do I start? It is a little place in northern New Jersey, where nobody knows who they fucking are. Everyone follows everyone, and the entirety of the highschool is basically a pack of soldiers. You aren't cool unless you binge vodka like it's going out of style, and you shouldn't even bother going within a one mile radius of the place if you think you're going to get people to listen to music other than the ghettoist shit in the universe. Weed is everyones best friend, and if you've never seen the stuff, you definitely don't live in Mount Olive. Every girl thinks they are better than the next and they think starting the lamest drama will get them known. But they are so wrong. Everyone knows everything about eachother and it fucking sucks. The highschool is freezing as Antarctica in the winter, and hotter than hell in the summer. They might as well just have the school outside. The freshman are the trashiest around, and think they're the shit when they actually get looked down on and people think they're disgusting. Some of the freshmen girls think it's cute to wear two-inch long denim skirts in the winter with flipflops, when everyone can actually see their asses and nobody thinks it's hot. Well, the guys do. The guys at Mount Olive High School are the most judgemental assholes you will ever meet. You're only considered hot if you dress like a boy and wear sweatpants and sweatshirts 87 sizes to big to school, or if you wear almost nothing. If you don't fit in to any of those female outlines, you might as well start pouring the lighter fluid on yourself because no guy will ever talk to you. If you walk around the halls without a pass, just put handcuffs on yourself, because there's no way in hell your getting past the lobby. In Mount Olive, cocaine is the new weed, and weed is the new alcohol. Speaking of alcohol, if you even go near a party in Mount Olive, you probably should throw your camera into the forest, because little freshmen who have absolutely NOTHING better to do really enjoy showing the administrators pictures of every single kid chugging a bottle of vodka, or sucking on a keg. Nobody likes the freshmen anyway, and this just makes them become even more hated than they already are. Good going! Hey freshmen! Word of advice: If you can't beat 'em, join 'em!
Moving on to the sports teams of Mount Olive. Every single sport never wins one game all season. They tried changing coaches, but then they realized it's just the kids. If you go to a football game, you may only see about 7 people sitting on the bleachers, because nobody really gives a shit. Everybody just pre-games before, and walks around the field behind the bleachers wasted and happy. The only sport Mount Olive is remotely good at, is wrestling. But directly after the wrestling season is over, comes lacrosse. And then roxbury whips Mount Olive's ass.
Mount Olive is separated in to two sections; Budd Lake, and Flanders. Flanders is a place where the only thing you will pass when driving by is a lame shopping center that consists of a McDonalds, a Dunkin Donuts, and a grocery store. The only time anybody really enters the center is when they want to steal hair products and gum because they're too poor, or come to one of the fast food places because they're either wasted or have the munchies. In Flanders, there is an area commonly known as Flanders Crossing. It is a place where every house is about 5 inches from the next, and everyone there is a huge asshole. They call themselves badass because they all live on top of eachother and they think they're hot shit, when in reality everybody hates them, and they all look like overgrown 5th graders. Budd Lake is probably the scummiest place to be. Nobody knows eachother there, and you probably couldn't turn a corner without being offered drugs. The lake is known to have bodies, dogs, and even cars lying at the bottom. Luckily, one specific car was saved from these disgusting waters, along with the person driving it! :D The only part of Budd Lake people actually enjoy is the BP gas station, because it is the only place around where you can buy cigarettes at any age and not be examined with a lie detector.
Oh, good old Mount Olive. Maybe one day you'll learn what good music is, and how white-trash you really are.
Boy: "Hey, you're cute! Where are you from?"
Girl: *giggles* "Mount Olive!"
Boy: "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY LIFE"
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When four men stand shoulder to shoulder, hold a woman so she is horizontal and facing them, and they all proceed to fuck her. One man gets head, one man titty fucks her, one man goes in the front, and the final man arches his penis into her ass. Two important rules of the Mount Rushmore are to hold her like a praying mantis so she is at cock level and the second is to portray a serious look on all of your faces.
My buddy Skeeter and I were just finishing porkin' Charlotte, Eiffel Tower style, in a port-o-john, when our friends Leeroy and Lucifer, feeling left out, knocked on the door and demanded some pussy. Feeling compassionate we exited the port-o-john, skulked behind some bushes, and proceeded to give Charlotte a Mount Rushmore. Damn, what a whore...
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Located in Lake County, this town is full of old people. Mount Dora is the the highest point in Florida.
In 1981, the film "Honkey Tonk Freeway" was filmed in downtown Mount Dora, possibly one of the most rediculous movies ever made, but all of downtown was painted pink for the movie.
Most people who live in Mount Dora have lived here their entire lives because once you enter, you never leave.
The youth in Mount Dora rarely go to college, and end up stuck here like their parents. The schools are very ghetto and average. The Mount Dora High School football team is actually descent.
There is nothing fun to do in Mount Dora, and if you are looking for entertainment go to Orlando.
Dude, that guy is so old he practically screams Mount Dora!
Help me! My mom is making us move to Mount Dora and i fear for my future!
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Mount Olive is a town where the population is 80% white upper class people yet everyone is convinced they are the "ghetto-ist" people to walk the earth. i personally would love to see what would happen if we placed our pathetic "gangs" in the Bronx. We all hang out at Dunkin Donuts and no matter how many times we say its so lame, we're there every weekend. Almost every sentence ends with bro and and everyone drives a volkswagon. The high school, the main shit hole of the entire town, is basically one big joke. Taxes have recently skyrocketed to help pay for the enormous addition to the school. what do we have to show for it? a huge obnoxious lobby with way too many tv's. oh and a new auditorium that ive seen a total of once. oh but i cant forget about the new gym either! for our amazing sports teams that are the best at losing :) every girl thinks she's the shit and every guy is an enormous prick. few of the teachers speak english and even if they do most of them forget to take their meds. there are aout 78 random "cliques" of people that all do the same thing, drink and smoke. we have a handbook of about 100+ rules and only 2 are enforced. moving down we have the middle school. basically a jail where kids are just trying to get through the most awkward years of their lives, most of them turn to coke and E to get them through the day. STDs are everywhere and the amount of head given by the 8th grade girls is appalling. as a whole Mount Olive is made up of 2 main parts: Budd Lake and Flanders. In the heart of flanderland we have everything a kid needs to have fun: a liquer store, trackter supply store, dunkin donuts, and if we really wanna be wild theres mcdonalds. on the border of budd lake and flanders we have castles. i wouldnt be suprised if queen elizabeth herself was staying in one of these mansions. then theres good old budd lake. basically a vat of shit and fish. best known for its ridiculous drug deals and murders. everyone here is up each others asses at all times. we all say we wanna leave, but CCM is about as far as we make it. welcome to mount olive :D
Oh Mount Olive, first we will be best, then we will be first"
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1) A town in the center of Ohio. Lost in farm land, and hill jacks this town offers nothing more than a 7 screen movie theater and a Super Wally World.
2) A town loved by many who listen to po-dunk country, and hated by those that listen to anything else.
3) A small town with a quaint charm, and friendly people.
Hey, Have you been to Mount Vernon, Ohio?
Ya, it's very hillbilly deluxe, duh!
Haha, it sure is.
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the highest mountain in the East USA. i have climbed it twice who climb HILLS, u shouldnt even thry and conquer mt. washington! read the book WITHOUT PERIL, which is all about mt. washington and then courageous ppl who died hikin it. Mt. washington has the worst and most unpredicatable weather in the country. The highest wind speed ever recorded was on the top of mt. washington and it reached 231 mph. part of the presidential range.
Mt.Washington is a hard mountain to hike.
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