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See also: Doucher, Tool, Brick
An adult that behaves like an adolescent. Living out his fantasies in public while making a complete ass of his/her self. A true dolt, likable but will bore you with flat earth theories and anti vaccine propaganda.
Take that damn helmet off Murph, stop acting like an idiot.
Murph- A stupid person who cannot read
Wow your a Murph
To use the murph Card is too is to use the name of an ugly kid we know .. he is but ugly and has a afro.
If someone slegs you and u say "u look like murph" u would be doing that
"HAHAHAH URE GAY MATE "
" you look like murph"
" I CANT BELIEVE U PLAYED THE MURPH CARD"
*Cries in coner
On the 12th of April and 8th of November people across the world celebrate all Murphy’s especially male as they are without a doubt the worlds greatest creations
“Are you celebrating National Murph Day this year”. “ Yes I will kiss any Murphy I see”
Being so gay you can’t refuse a lap dance from a squirrel.
Allen Murphy you have to stop Allen-Murphing
a scale for telling just how 'blank' something is. the scale CAN NOT be exceeded
On the Murph scale of 1 to awesome, that was awesome
On the Murph scale of 1 to bad, that was a 1