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A shirt that is specifically worn when there is a risk of food landing on it.
Generally characterized by being old, pit stained, with bonus points awarded for rips or tears.
Spaghetti tonight dear? I best be putting on my napkin shirt.
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Eww - I can't believe you wore that napkin shirt to dinner with my parents!
"So there I was with this chick, we got home from the bar and I thought something seemed fishy about the whole situation. She had the worst clam napkins like she hadn't showered in a week and was rode hard and put away wet, and stored in salt water"
Towel, or other fabric item used to wipe a penis clean after menstrual or anal sex.
My wife's face looked like Freddy Kruger this morning because I used her pillow for my party Napkin.
Someone who goes out of their way to commit actions that only a true pussy would do; a person who attempts to gain revenge in a pussy way after something meaningless has been done to them
"Hey...those kids hacked my facebook. Let's sue them in court." - Pussy
"You're a fucking pussy napkin." - Lawyer
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a sexual act where a couple is in the doggie style position. when the male is ready to release his load he does so in the females hair (side note: female must have long hair for this to work). after said semen is in her hair you take it and slam it against the wall and her hair sticks like a wet napkin.
shoulda gave that bitcha wet napkin!
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Derogative stereotypical typecasting to describe a person from the Indian subcontinent in a hateful manner where said "napkin" refers to turbans worn mostly by Sikh men. The "nigger" part refers to the typical indian skincolor and the (mostly) low socioeconomic status of most Indian males, thus hinting at their low wages and thus linking it to wage slavery.
"No, your code is NOT up to standard, you stupid napkin nigger!!" .. God damnit, I should have never outsourced this project to those incompetent Indian fucks...
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phrase: a term used to denote a state of extreme depression or displeasure.
Erik: That Econ test was such a shit on a napkin!
Emily: How was yesterday's party?
Jesus: I feel like I shat on a napkin.
Joe: This burger is like shit on a napkin.
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