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Narcissistic Wanker

Someone that comes across as being extremely vein and self loathing. Similar to a bully they put others down to build themselves up. Often passing words and judgements that mirror their own true self image.

These defensive narcossists constantly feel the need to make "profound" statements about their belief system, to justify their shitty actions.

Bully + narcissist + dickhead = narcissistic wanker

Jill: "She's always looking to put me down at every turn, what did I ever do to her?"
Jack: "you're prettier than her that's all. Don't worry about that dickhead... narcissistic wankers always get what they deserve."

by Twentyonepilots July 22, 2015


Narcissistic Boomerang

A narcissistic boomerang is a on and off narcissist.

Alexa is such a narcissistic boomerang.

by Big Joe the hatwearer March 20, 2018


narcissistic windfuck

A self-absorbed person who cannot see the wrong they have done a person. Their victims almost always end up suffering from a mental health disorder.

"My ex has left me scarred for life, he's such a narcissistic windfuck."

by salty bean 32 June 26, 2018


co-narcissist

A friend or collaborator which one retains solely for the purpose of wasting huge amounts of time producing really shitty art in vain pursuit of personal fame and rightfully unsolicited self-expression

"A few years ago, Jeremy tried to put together an album with three of his co-narcissists from the church band, but it didn't go anywhere, thank God."

by Irritable Bowel March 10, 2012


facebook narcissist

someone who thinks every time you post or update your status on facebook, it is about him/her.

Steve is a facebook narcissist because every time I update my status on facebook, he believes I am talking about or to him.

by DeterTX June 16, 2011

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techno-narcissist

One who obsessively tweets, FB updates, blogs, posts video of himself all in the name of shameless self-promotion (generally without actually having a skill or talent to promote)

Mark can't stop publicizing the minutiae of his life- in the twelve status updates he posts daily, his twenty a day tweeting habit, his obsession with posting vids of himself on Youtube doing nothing.

"Mark had pizza for lunch today."

"Mark is on an escalator".

"Mark is in a parking lot." No one cares Mark. Stop being such a techno-narcissist.

by Andri819 November 5, 2009

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Death by Narcissist

What you get when an unqualified, unprepared and completely out-of-touch-with-reality leader faces an actual, REAL, world-wide crisis.

Nope, the COVID-19 isn't something that can be bullied into submission or coerced into a specific go-away schedule by some political sunshine-up-the-ass false hope or promise; it simply DOES NOT CARE about opinion.

If I'm gonna die, let it be by the attempt, but failure of REAL medicine and not Death by Narcissist.

by YAWA March 29, 2020

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