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Device used to take selfies with your smartphone.
The girl with the ego stick is showing herself a whole lotta love.
In first-person shooters where you peak around a corner with your ego rather than your brain
AYO! Watch me ego peak this! *gets headshot*
Ego activist (noun): 1. "activist" more occupied with stroking their tender ego than actually helping the cause, and/or using actions done for a cause to glorify themselves.
"Sarah is such an ego-activist. When I visited her, she spent half the time bragging about how much her solar panel arrays were reducing net carbon emissions and power grid stress."
Those things we say to try and help a brother out when they need an ego boost.
Boyfriend: Hey baby, what did you all do on girls night out?
Girlfriend: Awww Lunky, you know, we just told jokes, laughed and giggled... you know, girl stuff. It was pretty boring really... I sure did miss and think about you the whole time!
Boyfriend: Are you sure you're not just blowing me an Ego-ese?
When an older person refuses to take advice or listen to a younger individual. And fails because of it.
Clint has so much elder ego, he refused advice from a 14 year old and now we can’t fit everything in the moving van.
Someone whos head actually grows in size from there ego being so large
Example: alex's bigheaded ego got him made fun of cuz his head actually had grown 3 times the size it was when he was a well mannered young adult
The act of putting someone else down or insulting them to boost one's Ego. It is most commonly done through pointing out the other person's mistakes, especially in spelling and grammar. This form is somewhat rare in real life, but very, very common on the internet.
- ... I found the movie hilarious, but your going to have to see it yourself.
It's "you're," n00b, now go kill yourself!
-Stop masturbating your ego, fucking Grammar Nazi.
{Ego Masturbation)
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