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go kys and noone loves you

a sentence used for discord moderators

discord mod : hello my e-kitten

you : go kys and noone loves you

by February 5, 2024


Cock strikes noon

When you get a boner, referring to both hands on the clock pointing up when it is noon

The cock strikes noon when one watches porn or with their significant other

by Jiminy cherrypopper February 9, 2015


Noon at night

For people who don't necessarily like the word midnight, for whatever reason, noon at night is a favorable option.

I'll be home when I get off work, sometime around noon at night.

by Rileys Geeg October 11, 2018


Mr. Noone

Mr. Noone better known as iron man got in a fight with the fresh prince. The fresh prince said that iron mans arms were as fragile as glass. Iron man responded by telling prince he had the iron hairline

Mr. Noone i got some technical difficulties

by Mr noone May 3, 2019


It's High Noon

No Questions just run for your fucking live!

Mcree: It's High Noon
Enemy: Wait what?!

by Niiko August 10, 2019


noon shine

(noun, colloquial; also as: noonshine, noon-shine)

the lustrous appearance of skin on the face as the body naturally secretes oils throughout the day; the apparent sheen of skin about halfway through the workday as you've begun to break a stress-sweat and also it's humid AF and the boss won't turn up the a/c because it wastes corporate's money; akin to the five o'clock shadow.

Staci keeps blotting paper in her purse to absorb the noon-shine from her forehead before touching up her makeup after lunch.

This looming deadline is giving me a noon shine!

These TPS reports are making me so livid, I'm sweating up a noonshine like a mofo.

by Peter Michael Bolton Gibbons July 7, 2022


its Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh Noon

A racist joke otthe good old cowboy with kooties.

Sam: Hey Guess what taite?
Taite: What four eyes?
Sam: its Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh Noon
Taite: Shut the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck up

by TickTocktheclockwhatbreededali May 21, 2019