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Kardashian

Annoying phenomenon.

We wouldn't know anything about the Kardashians if O. J. hadn't chimped out and neither had Robert Kardashian tampered with evidence in favor of his friend Chimpson who was then absolved by the Black-Lies-Matter jury - obviously for them a couple of slashed throats don't matter if the skin color is not right.

by O. W. Tongueincheek August 22, 2021

2416๐Ÿ‘ 62๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kardashian

to be made out of plastic

James: That girl looks plastic.
Antonio: Oh wow! must be a Kardashian

by Kidswillbekids September 8, 2019

39๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kardashian

An irritating species that dwells in the lovely state of California. They like their coffee how they like their men, except for the exception of Scott Disick. They use strange vocabulary because they never got an education. Plastic surgery is their god and they wouldnโ€™t be rich without it. Theyโ€™re so desperate for attention theyโ€™ll post nudes on their social mediaโ€™s even though they have fucking kids.

North: โ€œMommy how did you become famous?!โ€

Kim Kardashian: โ€œshit...โ€

by Shookums666 August 19, 2018

446๐Ÿ‘ 47๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kardashian

A fake, bitchy, self-centered, person who thinks of no one but themselves who is willing to do anything (sex tape) to become famous.

Ugh, I hate that girl she could be a kardashian!

by For_sure December 16, 2013

149๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kardashian

A Kardashian is something, that makes you dumber, just by being exposed to it.

Fred Phelps was a real Kardashian.

by Oimfiel October 8, 2014

34๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kardashian

The female equivalent of a douchebag.

That kardashian thinks she's better than everyone else.

by Dix Enormous September 7, 2013

53๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kardashian

(adj.) A โ€œKardashianโ€ is a unit of measurement representing 72 days of marriage, as ratified by the Anonymous Measurement Council.

Also refers to a female who is vapid, shallow, and burdened with a large posterior.

I've been married for 10 Kardashians... I feel so old!

by Artemis Crouch November 3, 2011

991๐Ÿ‘ 236๐Ÿ‘Ž