the act of having nostrils
"Damn u have some fine nostrilled friends"
A nostril cream pie occurs at the end/conclusion of a blowjob when a guy pulls his dick out of a girls mouth just before he cums and jams it up to or in (depending on size of dick and her nostrils) one of her nostrils and blows his whole load up her nose.
Dude, she was so pissed when I gave her a gnarly nostril cream pie!!!
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A euphamism for a front or back bottom that is adorned with hairs that grow not only around the entrance but also inside the orifice itself.
Phillip was intrigued by the Donkey’s Nostril that had presented itself to him, and immediately undertook a thorough inspection using part of his body.
Matty has two nostrils which are referring to the two oes in the famous slang word shook , which means that matty's nostrils are synonym for shook
"I just saw Ross and John kiss,
(therefore i'm shocked )
I'm matty's nostrils!!"