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Nuclear Waste

An explosive case of the shits that blasts water and liquid shit up the sides of the bowl like a mushroom cloud and leaves the depositor’s o-ring burning like a seared piece of meat.

Those 3-alarm wings left me squatting with some serious nuclear waste.

by Eaton Holgoode January 9, 2019

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Nuclear nuts

When your getting some pussy, fellatio, or an emthusiastic handjob. Spit sweat and noises with dirty talk.

At the point of skeeting both nuts are stimulated and like a fire hose nut burst out with the velocity of an Ar-15 automatic assault rifle thus a nuclear nut

Tyrone:
Damn Becky that rusty trombone you gave me last night was the shit!!

Becky: I know you came so hard it was nuclear nuts!!!

by smiling assassin September 12, 2016

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Nuclear fever

When you like a girl from North Korea

Man 1: Did you hear about max, he is going out with chick from North Korea

Man 2: He must have nuclear fever

by Wild-one October 16, 2017

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Nuclear wife

The female member of the now rare American nuclear family. Commonplace in the 1950s. Not necessarily happily married, but outwardly so nonetheless.

June cleaver on the popular 1950s-60s tv show leave it to beaver is a prime example of a nuclear wife.

leave it to beaver

by Pancakefield July 10, 2011

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


nuclear orgasm

When you cum so hard it splits the atom of whatever your cum hits, thus making a nuclear explosion.

A nuclear orgasm destroyed my house and I was grounded for a week.

by Rookiehours1324 December 14, 2017

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Nuclear tits

1: the power plants in San Onofre
2: Tits that are so amazing, they are nuclear.
3: a terrible band in in Manchester, MD.

1: Where's that taco bell, oh right next to those nuclear tits.
2: those tits are bombing, no man, those are nuclear tits.
3: what are you up to tonight? I'm going to spargos to see nuclear tits.

by Radcode August 25, 2009

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Nuclear Weapons

The best way to end a war!

We should drop our nuclear weapons on France!

by Svexson September 16, 2003

127πŸ‘ 129πŸ‘Ž