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December 23rd, national jerk off day. Go wank a quick one and get that dopamine rush!
Release it the day before Christmas Eve!
Phil: I don’t know what to do, I’m so bored
Ricco: Bro?! Don’t you know today is national jerk off day?
Phil: OMG! I must go to jerk off now. Thanks for telling me
Ricco: No problem man!
On March 9 is when we go ham. I made it on March 9th because it’s the 69th day of the year. Good luck boys.
Friend) Are you participating in March 9
Me) Of course who isn’t participating in National Jerk Off Day.
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A phrase used to describe any charlie whiskey prior girlfriend who was a fucking psychotic bitch...the only reason you stayed with her was to get in those guts. The crazy ones can usually fuck your wheels off.
Well, what can I say, that bitch was just a warm place to jerk off.
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(noun) - The feeling you get while jerking off to a video of your ex-girlfriend on the internet (that you posted) in which you are having sex with her.
<ring ring> hello?
What the hell's your problem? You posted a video of us having sex on the internet after i broke up with you!?
Oh ya, and i had some wicked jerk off déjà vu last night.
What?
<click>
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Refers to the outburst of social media updates when you meet someone new of the opposite sex who is absolutely awesome and completely changes your life. Instead of blowing a load of cum; it's a bunch of statuses and tweets.
Gina: "Holy crap, did you see all of Lincoln's statuses and tweets last night?" Rachel: "Yeah I heard they are all about Danielle" Connor: "She was so awesome he had to social media jerk off!"
When a guy jerks off intensely making Turkey noises and then cums on his girlfriend's back and sticks feathers to it
Me and my girlfriend might try a wild Turkey jerk off
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The act in which a male (or transgender female) dresses like Eminem and forces his/her's for/guy to call them Slim shady.
Yo yesterday I pulled off The Slim Shady Jerk off and your sister loved it
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