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pet hate

A minor annoyance that an individual identifies as particularly annoying to them, to a greater degree than others may find it.

I absolutely hate watching myself on TV, it's one of my pet hates.

by wragetz September 15, 2010

45πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Casella Pet

An awkwardly small, frail man that lives on the business end of a leash with various ball gags and butt plugs in every orifice. The Casella Pet holds the record for storing a light bulb in his ass for the longest period in history without breaking. Once an iconic business man, the Casella Pet contracted Meiselthelioma on a camping trip which caused his desire to become a gay slave living in a box.

Last night Hollywood was bored throttling chicks in the bullpen, so he opened a bottle of Bordeaux and decided to let the Casella Pet out of his box.

by Mac Handy May 23, 2015

12πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Pillow Pet

A pillow that you can turn into a pet! Sooo cute!!(;

Panda bear pillow pet
Turtle pillow pet

by Some person(; July 9, 2011

71πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž


pet name

a really soppy way of adressing someone you are romantically attatched to.

His pet name is squishy sossige

or

I almost spewed when i heard the pet name he gave me

by indifference_is October 26, 2006

323πŸ‘ 139πŸ‘Ž


teacher's pet

-one student who spends majority of their time fantasizing about work with their teacher.

-a student who visits a teacher everyday after school to help instead of ask for help
- one who raises their hand at every question and answers in run on sentences.

there is this kid in my biology class who is a teacher's pet. he cannot shut up. he runs to the class after lunch and seems to always be raising his hand.

by underage o.d. May 8, 2009

174πŸ‘ 72πŸ‘Ž


Teacher's pet

That annoying little shit in your class who tattles on you for the dumbest shit. They act super nice toward teachers while acting like complete dicks toward the other students. Teacher's pets are often hated by their classmates for being annoying as fuck and for acting superior to other students when in reality they're the ones kissing the teacher's asses.

Me: fuck (says it quietly)
teacher's pet: mr. bates he said the f word
mr. bates (to Me): That's detention for you trouble maker. You know only adults are allowed to use that word
Me: (flips off teacher's pet while walking out)

by Dubiks January 30, 2019

8πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Teacher’s Pet

a person who is the teacher’s favorite

Kristine Nguyen is such a teacher’s pet.

by teateateatea November 14, 2018

8πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž