That time of day, shortly after sunrise, when you have excellent sex.
"Good Porning, that was awesome"
"I got laid first thing this porning. It was great!"
14๐ 9๐
any material that becomes uninteresting directly after masturbating.
Maxim, youporn, grannies if you're into that.
29๐ 24๐
The key to unity and peace on Earth.
If all of those grumpy, mean leaders and terrorists in the world would put down the bombs for a little while and checked out some porn, the world would be a better place forever. It's a fact.
46๐ 42๐
gods gift to mankind, also hated on by femanists because they themselfs are too ugly to be in one.
porn helping men(and now apperantly women) learn the art of one hand type sence the invention of the internet.
130๐ 136๐
The most effective virus to the male brain and in rare occurrence a occurs in females, the virus causes a person's right hand to change and can leave a male with premature ejaculation, usually exists in the form of a visual clip
It's obvious Jason watches porn
5๐ 4๐