That time of day, shortly after sunrise, when you have excellent sex.
"Good Porning, that was awesome"
"I got laid first thing this porning. It was great!"
any material that becomes uninteresting directly after masturbating.
Maxim, youporn, grannies if you're into that.
The key to unity and peace on Earth.
If all of those grumpy, mean leaders and terrorists in the world would put down the bombs for a little while and checked out some porn, the world would be a better place forever. It's a fact.
gods gift to mankind, also hated on by femanists because they themselfs are too ugly to be in one.
porn helping men(and now apperantly women) learn the art of one hand type sence the invention of the internet.
The most effective virus to the male brain and in rare occurrence a occurs in females, the virus causes a person's right hand to change and can leave a male with premature ejaculation, usually exists in the form of a visual clip
It's obvious Jason watches porn