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Porning comes from the verb "porn,"
In the infinitive case, it is "to porn"
Definition: To watch porn
Dude, you haven't been talking for a while. Are you porning?
My girlfriend got mad at me because I porned too much last weekend.
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The act of Masturbating while watching porn.
Last night I was porning it while I was driving my car on the highway.
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Scotland: Public sex, especially at parties
I ken yous are porning; stop it ye bams!
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Porning; verb
The act of plastering a home, apartment, work cubicle or car with pornography, to the hilarity, dismay or embarrassment of the owner.
often combined with kronging
Oh man we totally porned my ex's house last night, then we tossed a krongp-bomb on her roof.
Hey lets go porning and hit up your boss's house!
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The only place where ugly fat men have sex with some of the most attractive girls on this plant. There seems to be a high correlation between being pretty and having a low IQ in porn. Some behaviors in porn are mysterious and have an unclear evolutionary explanation, like a girl sucking a penis that was just inside of her ass, or girls being attracted to pizza boys that make 10$ an hour.
porn makes the world go around.
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Peas and corn mixed together in a bowl
This porn is good and fresh!
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The reason your computer's running slow.
I watched some porn last night and it had 50-something pop-ups!
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