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An individual who is boring or bland; lacking special distinction.
Suzy: "So what's the new boyfriend like?"
Sally: "He's a potato."
Suzy: "A potato?"
Sally: "Yah, like if I was hungry and went and cooked a potato and ate it, it's good, it's a potato, but it's just a potato. He needs some chives or sour cream, or a motorbike."
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A disease where you actually look like a damn potato.
Maybe we just have a severe case of potatoism
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1.Tim: You're a big fat potato
2.Tim: You're a big fat potato
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You stick it up your ass along with all the butter in your house
“Get in my ass potato and butter”
A long and brown delicious item that cannot be hated in any way. Potatoes can also be a form of human. Most common phrases are "Couch potato" or "Big Potato". Human-Potatoes are usually defined as lazy, sleepy, a food-lover, etc. Although the phrase "Potato" has died down recently, deep in our hearts we have some potato in us.
I want a bake potato for lunch
I am such a couch potato. I stayed up all night watching Netflix on the couch!
1) The best food in the world.
2) A special kid.
I............................................. am a potato