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Detroit Door Prize

Wiping soiled toilet paper on a bathroom stall door as a surprise for the next guest. Not to be confused with a “Detroit Door Stop”which is a pile of feces that jams a door open.

After blowing a grip of coke I ran to the stall to take a shit and did not realize I got a Detroit Door prize til I swiped right on my smart phone and saw the shit streak

by Hot Dog Goblin November 18, 2017


butter chicken prize

When a student is studying hard, they get a butter chicken prize. If a student gets the butter chicken prize, the sheer deliciousness of the butter chicken will prompt them to exclaim "MOTHERFUCK!", as yelling "MOTHERFUCK!" is an involuntary reaction to tasting some delicious butter chicken.

This phrase originates from the video "Cooking Curry During College Lecture!", by Fique, in which he says the phrase: "student studying like a hard boy, giving a butter chicken prize", while he is cooking butter chicken in class. This video is also the origin of the "Ding Dong Eat It Up" meme, which quickly blew up in popularity.

"LET'S FREAKING GO I FINALLY GOT A BUTTER CHICKEN PRIZE! MOTHERFUCK!"-good student

by monkeyischonkey October 29, 2024


Wheel of Prizes

The worst punishment that any living being can endure. Worse than Guantanamo Bay and the death penalty. A circular wheel of prizes that never stops. originates from The Eric Andre Show

"Sinbad endured the 10th circle of Hell , the dreaded Wheel of Prizes"

by blorgusschlongus January 9, 2021


noble prize

an award given out yearly for being the shittiest employee at barnes and noble WITHOUT getting fired.

"man look at Tim. hes late everyday, comes in high as hell, drinks all the coffee at the bar and sleeps on the reading sofa and hes STILL not been fired. hes a shoo-in for the noble prize this year".

by Raoulduke69 January 18, 2024


prized cock

When a person acts like a complete and utter twat and doesn't realise it.

That guy is a prized cock and makes himself look like a complete idiot whenever he speaks.

by DEEJAY1 July 20, 2017


Eye on the Prize

When you pop out your glass eye, get on your knees and tell him to plug your eye socket.

His dick was so small, I decided the only thing to do was keep my eye on the prize.

by Dominatrix_FullofTricks December 21, 2021


Kanna Prize

A metaphorical award for a person being a total cunt and narcissist. Occasionally this prize winner will be mailed a bag of shit scented, penis shaped confetti that comes flying out when they open the envelope.

"You really just did that? Wow you're a bitch, we got a Kanna Prize winner here.

by TheLotLizardWizzard May 28, 2023