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a type of battle stick made from a long cardboard roll, newspaper, and green duct tape with a significant grip. Before using in battle, one must rub the sweet spot of the stick on or in the quim of an elderly woman.
noun, adj.
DANG.....Nate just got whacked hard with that quim stick!
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This is a universal turn-of-phrase that I came up with one night in a slightly drunken state among friends, and has gone from strength to strength in our local community.
This can be used as either a good or a bad thing to replace other phrases, or even both in the same line. Can be used in a huge variety of applications...
Note: This does not literally mean "vagina my penis"
BAD: "You're really starting to Quim my Schlong"
GOOD: "hey, see that girl over there, she's really Quimming my Schlong"
CAN BE USED FOR MORE THAN ONE THING: "If your keep quimming my schlong, I'm gonna come over there and fucking Quim your Schlong!!!"
"You're quimming my schlong in all the wrong ways"
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Description of the furious and enraged state of a woman when she can't get her own way
Also known as "throwing a wobbler"
Husband "How is my wife Doctor? The nurse told me she has snapped a quim string"
Doctor "After the news you broke to her about missing your wedding anniversary to go on a fishing trip with your buddy's, I would say Katia is doing as well as can be expected. She has completely snapped her 3rd, 4th and 5th quim strings, 1 and 2 or hanging by a thread. It may be weeks...months even before re-attachment"
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When you go to shake a females hand but she goes in for a hug and you accidentally tickle her minge.
Forgot my boss was a hugger and accidentally gave her a Quim Tickle the other day.
A Victorian-era English slang term for boi pussy.
Oy mate! Be a good lad and bend over so I can see your him quim!
Air escaping from the Vagina during sex.
I had a great time last night whilst drilling Ange, her vagina sang me a quim hymn.