A "Real Author" is someone who has at least 500 people show up for book signings. It has nothing to do with being an international best seller or owning your own mountain purchased through your book sales. It only has to do with how many people show up to get you to sign their books.
"So, how many people are out there?"
"There's about 200 in line!"
<sigh>"Still not a Real Author"
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Calls you for nothing, texts you all the time, wants to see you, cries, gets jealous and over protective because she LOVES YOU.
I have a real girlfriend!
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a kinda person who loyal,know they shit,always been there since day one,and alway stay 100 bout everything.
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Better then a best friend, a person that is there for you when you need them the most. A person you can tell anything too, no matter how strange. If they're of opposite sex they can have guy discussions by simply uttering/texting "Guy Mode" and vice versa. Even if they are upset with one another they still have the other persons back. Ultimately, being called the real homie is the greatest thing one can call a true real ass person. At the end of the day, yall friends for life.
Maria is the real homie, because she puts up Kevin's bs. Why does Kevin bs? Because he thinks her reactions are funny, but sometimes they can backfire.
Kevin is the real homie, because he can make Maria laugh/smile when she's angry/sad/upset.
A man who is not only true to their selves. But REAL and true to his surrounding loved ones.
Real niggas don't lie
Real niggas don't cheat
That dude keep it 100, he a real nigga.
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After Kevin Durant's acceptance speech for NBA 2013/14 MVP, in which he called his mother the "real mvp", the term has become commonly used when giving someone appreciation or thanks.
"I did your homework."
"Thanks man, you the real MVP.
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A person who writes their own raps and has impeccable flow.
βBro, do you know any real rappers in kpop?β
βOh yeah! Jeon Soyeon of (G) I-DLE always writes her own raps and her flow is amazing!β
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