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Salem's the type of guy to put a ruler on his pillow to measure how long he sleep. Nonetheless, he is the charm of every room hes in. Every girl falls for him. Literally. Also he loves to SMD.
A Salem is the act of pouring cow excrement in a (typically female) partner's vaginal (anal if male) cavity . This act was practiced in the 17th century, as a way for men to ensure their partners will stay loyal and not commit sin before marriage, as they believed no man would engage in sexual intercourse with such a foul smelling person.
By the time the Salemed person engages in marriage, the excrement typically hardens, and requires a doctor's assistance to be removed (which will be granted if the man believes their partner has been faithful).
Although this act has fallen out of fashion in the 18th century, It is still practiced by traditional villages all around the world.
Dave: I am a month from getting married, but I think my fiancée is cheating on me!
John: You should Salem her.
Salem is the kind of person everybody wants to be friends with. She is popular, friendly, and has a great sense of humor. Salem loves animals almost as much as she loves people, maybe more. She loves, animals, reading, and being creative. While she jumps around friends often she can be counted on to be a loyal bestie. She has a unique aura that people are drawn to and sometimes has a hard time with all of the attention. She probably also has really pretty eyes that match the brightness of her personality. She is very easy to talk to and people tell her all of their secrets which she does her best not to spill. Salem is definitely a friend worth making.
A: Who's that girl everyone's talking to?
B: That's Salem
a boy who makes a girl feel like she could be herself. one who dreams of Italy and sells balloons alongside his lover at their bakery. the boy who applies to the school she loves so their meeting could be a distant dream. the boy who doesn't even realize that she wants him as much as he wants her.
A David Beckham ultimate fanboy that evolved into a Real supporter but now hates on all fanboys because he's also a hater
DB23 Fanboy: It's so much easier supporting Real now that the Gaynoldo fans left
Me: what the hell?! Stop being such a Salem! Those that live in glass houses should not throw stones.