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25th July national day that Devante doesn’t know
Happy British Scotland and cheese day
Filling a hot girls mouth with Irn Bru, making her go onto her knees with her mouth open whilst you dip your balls in the mouthful of Irn Bru. Essentially the same as a Mississippi birdbath but with Irn Bru instead of Kool-Aid.
Reight theen, beebs. Wud ya layke a wee Scotland Birdbath? Yes, ay knew ett!
“Scotland Yard called, they want their best detective back” is another way of saying No shit, Sherlock.
Person 1: You’ve just thrown a piece of gum on the ground, that’s littering.
Person 2: Scotland Yard called… they want their best detective back.
Hun is a fully loaded sectarian, bigoted term used by Roman Catholic Septic fan's. Everything from the colour of buses to the personal lives of football referees are "Huns" unless proven there nonce protectors. Hun is a Roman Catholics sectarian term for a Protestant/Presbyterian. They are smelly papish trampy bastards. GSTK.
Hun, Scotland is a sectarian term
A Scottish version of the police force in the northern half of the United Kingdom. They are much more lenient that other police forces as they usually do the devil's lettuce themselves. They also cruise around thinking theh are hard when they would get sparked anyday in the area known as 'Torry'
Martin: "Shan heres some weed bro x"
Police Scotland: "Thanks bro. give me a Fat Deal of you are going to the slammer lol xx"
Martin: "Shan okay. anything for my bro x"
DONT WATCH IT. IT IS 112 dB (good thing I had my headphones)
SERIOUSLY DONT WATCH YOU MIGHT GO DEAF OR AT LEAST SET YOUR VOLUME TO VERY LOW
SCOTLAND FOREVER 1000x volume is the loudest thing ever.
Something u say when you or you and your friends are screwed
Joe: Hey Brother wanna go see a movie this weekend
Brother: I would but I checked the tickets for the movie I saw and they ran out of tickets so to me it seems that…Scotland is fucked