Shed Head

(verb)-- English Origin, found in slang context.
"Shed Head": the action of giving and/or receiving oral sex while inside a maintenance shed at a family recreational facility. Usually involves attractive, college age, blonde females and former 6'5" basketball players.

While working at a family recreational facility, Timmy jams his penis into Sally's vagina. Sally orgasms. Later that night, Sally and Timmy walk up to a maintenance shed while in the action of closing for the night. With the door shut, Timmy releases his penis and Sally pleasures him through oral sex. Sally has just given Timmy "Shed Head".

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tool shed

This is when he/she greatly exceeds the simple term of tool, toolkit etc.And has now infact become a greater loser then before, a toolshed.

Mike: geez John is such a douchebag.

Matt: yeah he's turned into a real fuckin tool shed.

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load shedded

Euphemism in South Africa for rolling blackouts. "Load shedded" is also used facetiously in South Africa to refer to any device that is currently not on or not working.

"Sorry my left back tail light is not working officer. It is currently being load shedded"

"You won't be able to contact me on my cellphone as my battery is load shedded"

"I can't think right now, my brain is being load shedded!"

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She shed

A woman's vagina

I plowed her she shed

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Shed Crew

Shed crew, named after the shed at which their pre night drink up are held, are best known for their dominance over the little known BMC.

Like the English language, shed crews vocabulary derives mainly from others. The main contributor to their use of words is a member who brought classic words such as ‘nitto’, ‘toby’ and ‘avich’ to the crew. BMC (Batty Man Crew) have taken a liking to stealing many of these words in an attempt to gain the same level of coolness as shed crew, however this attempt has had no effect on BMC’s status at the bottom of the social ladder.

Although some members elect to drink ‘women drinks’ such as wine, vodka or cider, the true members of shed crew will always stick to the reliable and great value 6 for 5, usually obtained from yellow shop.

At parties their activities range from topless dancing alone to spending the whole night in the smoking area with Beaves to standing in a corner by themselves looking extremely depressed but claiming to have a good time.

To become a shed crew gally is a great honor, your chances of becoming one are greatly improved if your name is Stroma or you got too drunk in Kavos in the summer of 2010.

Although now partially disbanded due to members going to university to take copious amounts of ketamin or to be pussywhipped from a greater distance the shed crew still lives on.

look at those people, they are shed crew

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tool shed

Variation of the common term tool meaning loser. This takes it to another level of tooldom. These low lifes are sometimes just referred to as "sheds"

Clay Aiken is a super shed

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tool shed

A place where tools like to frequent.

I wanted to go to that new club, but I heard it was a tool shed.

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