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1. The top part of the net in hockey.
2. Where momma keeps the peanut butter and I keep the pornos.
Ex. 1
Fred Cusick: Neely scores top shelf.
Ex. 2
Random Fellow: They scored top shelf, where momma keeps the peanut butter and I keep the pornos.
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a bum that sticks out i.e like a shelf.
"you could set your glass on that shelf butt"
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A massive ass that seems detached from the rest of the body and could easily be used as a table.
Her ass shelf was so big you could use it to host a wedding reception.
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any surface at around ass level that serves as a make shift seat. Common types of ass shelves are window sills, arms of chairs, any sort of ledge, and if your creative your friends. As the word "shelf" suggests in the term, ass shelves serve as the perfect place to store your ass when a regular chair just won't do the trick.
Queefy: " Oh hey, who would have known that your arm would make such a great seat! I could sit here for days."
Hoeleen:"Don't look at me...I'm not ok with being your ass shelf!"
Queefy: "Lies...your loving every second of being my ass shelf ;) ! "
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A Shelf Girl is a word used to describe a girl who is used by guys only when they're desperate for some lovin', and haven't gotten laid in quite a while, so they call up a Shelf Girl, and invite her over. After getting some, they casually put this girl back, and completely ignore her until they're ready for another booty call.
Girl: "We totally went to 3rd base last night, we're in love!"
Boy: "Nah, you got it all wrong. He doesn't like you much. I mean sure, you're hot and all, but you're also a real annoyning bitch. You're just another one of his Shelf Girls. Sorry to break it to ya'!"
Girl: "..."
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A place for a man to rest his penis after sex.
Friend 1: Aw man I just had the best threesome of my life, mind if I use this as a dick shelf?
Friend 2: Dude, that's my keyboard!
or
Friend 2: Dude, that's my girlfriend's head!
Friend 1: Yea, she makes a good dick shelf.
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(similar to one existing def.-but expanded!)
length of time of physical and/or sexual desirability in a human. a reference to body parts 'gone/going bad' due to lack of maintenance, genetics, and/or 'human chronological erosion'
-'goods' 'for sale', only at their 'prime' for a "limited" time!!
a sunny, optimistic, "good personality" (other skills?) MAY sometimes offset this!
that babes' shelf life is increasingly SHORT!
his beer gut is superseded by his million dollar payday, extending his shelf life.
the old fool imagined his shelf life hadn't expired 20 years previous...
the shelf life of that perky butt is questionable!!
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