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when you become so scared that you instantly feel the need to vomit.
Dave dropped a butcher knife right next to where Carol's baby was sitting earlier today.. He told me he's been experiencing some crazy shock vomit ever since.
When 2 girls rub together their pinks and then stick their pinkies in each of their stinkies
Suzie and I thought we were in for a regular night of scissoring, but then we stepped it up to the scissor shock; imagine my surprise when she gave me a dirty Sanchez with her stinky pinky!
Someone who is proficient in administering The Shocker.
The Shock Doctor payed me a little visit last night! wasn't expecting that shit but "feels good man".
When you’re on a water slide, water goes up your bum and the shock literally makes you shit. And you have to put your swimming costume in the sanitary bin. And then date your boyfriends for 6 more years.
Wae aye man, the water went right up me bum and I did a shock shit.
The act of shocking ones vagina with a shock pen to cause a sensational feeling.
Dude, last night I tried vag shocking my wife she went crazy!
A soul-patch-like piece of facial hair on men which lays just below the lip on the chin and is be used to absorb the shock of the balls hitting the face when said man is sucking a cock.
Justin Bieber will soon enough have a beautiful shock absorber.
The first thing I look for in a man is a shock absorber... tells me they know what they are doing.
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Is a website intended to shock people, many shock sites have a homepage with a disturbing image, the most famous was Goatse.cx wich was closed in 2004.
Hey I found a free flash videogame!
Here's the link: *put a shock site URL*
OMG I just got Goatse'd!!
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