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The highly dreaded hideous color that the face/neck area turns as a result of being a virgin-loving fifty year old hick man with a ponytail, extreme embarrassment, over enthusiastic laughter, highly tropical climates, or barking like a dog at the feet of innocent high schoolers.
I turned Shock red when I noticed the people watching me dance.
Someone who is proficient in administering The Shocker.
The Shock Doctor payed me a little visit last night! wasn't expecting that shit but "feels good man".
When 2 girls rub together their pinks and then stick their pinkies in each of their stinkies
Suzie and I thought we were in for a regular night of scissoring, but then we stepped it up to the scissor shock; imagine my surprise when she gave me a dirty Sanchez with her stinky pinky!
When you’re on a water slide, water goes up your bum and the shock literally makes you shit. And you have to put your swimming costume in the sanitary bin. And then date your boyfriends for 6 more years.
Wae aye man, the water went right up me bum and I did a shock shit.
A soul-patch-like piece of facial hair on men which lays just below the lip on the chin and is be used to absorb the shock of the balls hitting the face when said man is sucking a cock.
Justin Bieber will soon enough have a beautiful shock absorber.
The first thing I look for in a man is a shock absorber... tells me they know what they are doing.
Is a website intended to shock people, many shock sites have a homepage with a disturbing image, the most famous was Goatse.cx wich was closed in 2004.
Hey I found a free flash videogame!
Here's the link: *put a shock site URL*
OMG I just got Goatse'd!!
When one swiftly penetrates the back of the throat with his penis then pulls out quickly and delivers his scrotum to the open gagged mouth.
Edward: Did you hear what Johnny did?
Jethro: No
Edward: He gave Susy the Shock and Awe, I heard she was pissed
Random Homeless Man: I heard she liked it