Scissor Shock

When 2 girls rub together their pinks and then stick their pinkies in each of their stinkies

Suzie and I thought we were in for a regular night of scissoring, but then we stepped it up to the scissor shock; imagine my surprise when she gave me a dirty Sanchez with her stinky pinky!

Assept

When you open your butthole whilst using a bidet for a deep cleaning; often you try to swish it around like Listerine in your mouth and then you have your butt spit it out into the toilet

Before a good rim job, I like to clean up by assepting the bidet water. Be sure your butt spits out the ass water so that you don’t later accidentally shart.

Cordell was pleasantly surprised to find that Suzie had assepted and did not have poo rim like usual.