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when you want someone to shut up but you want to say it politely LOL
you should shut the up landon!!!!!1
The common occurrence that men experience after an intense fap session, to be Nutted Shut is quite a painful experience, as one temporarily lacks the ability to piss.
It is a long tedious process to try and urinate after masturbation, but if you manage to (very unlikely), you will be met by the most god-awful burning sensation you have ever experienced. This specific sensation feels like you are being stabbed in the urethra by millions of tungsten carbide needles. The only people who can somehow tolerate/avoid this little scenario is the fap aficionado, which is mentioned in a different article.
Jerry Jerkoff: Ugh...
Freddy Fapsalot: What’s wrong jerry?
Jerry Jerkoff: Oh man, I just Nutted Shut so bad today.
Freddy Fapsalot: Dude, you could have prevented that by pissing before you decided to choke your chicken.
Jerry Jerkoff: Thanks Freddy, I’ll use that the next time I feel horny and lonely.
Shut Hoop is a mild version of texting the phrase Shut up. It can be used as a way to not hurt your friends but also let them know they need to shut up.
when someone tells you tells you to shut up online but mispells it.
manda: shut yp
eros: haha idiot, going to get it in urban dictionary.
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The feeling that you get when you walk by a gay guy.
Tim walks by a gay guy and gets shut butt.
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Shut Down can be used in many ways, one of them is to make fun of someone's misfortune or followed after a perfectly executed roast to decimate your opponents will to live. Anything works with this a house being destroyed shut down
A boy dropped his icecream in the street so i shouted shut down to shut him down.
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Shut up: why the fuck are you looking this up you stupid fuck it means for you to shut your goddamn mouth
Dave: Your a fat fuck
Chris: shut up you pompous fuck
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