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A person who is very horny and likes to masturbate a whole hell of a lot. Also has much sexual knowledge. Usually a guy (hence, SIR wacksalot). May also have a S/M reference, I'm not sure. Usually is a very proud pervert, who has a sense of sexual honor to uphold.
Also spelled "Sir Whacks-a-Lot"
dude"That dude is, like, a total sir wacksalot. I can't believe how open he is about what he does. He shouldn't be talking about that stuff around here."
dudette"well, he's MY hero!"
group: big stares from half, coughing from 1/4, smiles from 1/4
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A Scotch drink:
a full glass of ice and half glass of The Glenlivet 18 years the choice of godfather
what would you like sir??
Let me have a Sir Charles please.
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If there was a Land of Douche, King Douche would dub his number one doucher "Sir Douchealot". A complete, utter, and absolute ass hat, fuck ass, and fagol. A doucheopotamus.
"Bro, out of all the people at that bar, Larry should definitely be dubbed Sir Douchealot."
"After he showed her his pokemon cards, she spilled her drink on him and said ' You are Sir Douchealot, the prince of douchebaggery' and left."
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A lame name to use when a girl you're trying to pick up asks your name. Most often results in rejection.
Girl: "Hey you're cute... what's your name?"
Guy: "Sir Lancetwat."
*SMACK*
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When one would fist-fuck a girl forearm deep, on Christmas, and leave her laying on her bed hemorrhaging. Thus, leaving the possibility of hospitalization up to her parents, who may have been in the next room over.
Shit, you really Sir Williamed that girl to death last night. She bled like a stuck pig.
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A name used to describe an individual who is both fancy and hungry for the cock
Wow, Sir Dickington over there sure looks flamboyant today
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An cunt of extreme proportions!
Predominantly male and that antagonises more than one individual at a time.
Rob: Was J-Bizzle bragging about doing a cleveland steamer at the weekend?
Steve: What? Nooo?
Rich: He hasn't shut up about it, he acts like a right Sir Cuntalot all the time now.
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