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TF slash, short and simple, is the love between too male bots...mecha yaoi. It can be sensual or quite sexual. Either way, it CAN and WILL happen. It's becoming popular no thanks to the new movie, but you'll find hot, steamy fanfiction/fanart from any series if you really need it. Just Google it. It's every where. Optimus loving innocent Bumblebee, Starscream seducing the mecha tyrant Megatron, Jazz being double teamed by Sunstreaker and Sideswipe...it's everywhere. Oh and be warned, it's pretty damn hot and addictive. You might catch the TF slash fever.
"Omg! Optimus and Megatron are THE hottest TF slash pairing EVER!"
" Psh! Yeah well we ALL know Megatron loves his little mecha-slut Starscream even more."
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When a knacker runs up to someone in a nightclub and slashes a permanent marker across their shirt before disappearing back into the crowd.
Joey: What the hell happened to your top?!
Ross: Some arsehole tried to slash and dash me while I was ordering a pint!
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Any girl you fuck on the side besides your girlfriend.
The old bar down the street is good for huntin side slash if your ever bored with your girl.
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A penis so concave that it looks like a tail
wow that man is such a backward slash
A Slash fiction story written as if the writer is high on drugs
"He jumped into the pool of cream rubbing it into his cheeks,
'Creamy cream cream! Then went on to lap it up'"
when a Filipino women slathers herself in teriyaki sauce and then shits on a mans chest then the lady commits hirikiri.
dude I'm so in grief right now, in the heat of the moment my girlfriend did the teriyaki slash and now she's dead.
A period in which one, usually a yaoi fangirl, gives up yaoi or slash for one month. It is very helpful treatment for those without lives.
It started when Lii decided that her life had become way too centered around something that didn't accomplish anything, and gave it up. She was born a new woman.
The original and traditional period to fast is the month of October, starting on Bloody Sunday (the last Sunday in September) and ending on All-Slashers Day, which is Halloween. All-Slashers Day is not usually full of feasting and parties, for the transition of normal human being to rabid fangirl takes time.
Other months work also, depending on your events. October doesn't work well due to intense popularity of The Rocky Horror Picture Show during this month. Late Spring could be an option, but it hasn't been tested.
1: Dammit, Candi, you need to go on slash fasting!
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