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a baby or a stupid person (sh-meg)
hey you won't jump of a cliff oh, your a smeg
1. liquidized crap
2. dried/crusty semen
1. Wayne Buckley is a smeg head (see Wayneth Buckleus)
2. Wayne Buckley has a smeggy chode.
The Greg Smeg Clegg Band. Their most popular song should be Cleggus Walrus. It is the most amazing song In the world.
I really like The Greg Smeg Clegg Band!!
A dick cheese that's so fine and pristine that it has to be admired and respected by many. It is rare to find smegma of this quality, thus causing it to be the premium of smeg.
Usually found to be as clear as the semen of a very hydrated man, and when comes into contact with vaginal or rectal fluids immediately dissolves into a natural form of lube.
I was involved in an orgy on Saturday, and one of these dudes had a severe amount of smegma, but it turned out to be premium smeg and just enhanced the thrill of the orgy.
the act of rolling ones foreskin over anothers, the reciever may have his foreskin rolled back and out of the way or not at all (circumcised). This is also how the spread of smeg scorpions occours. two penis' are required dum shit
daphid: mandrew the shemale, come roll your foreskin over mine
mandrew the shemale: ok, LETS GET A-SMEGGING!
the end
When you're in the shower looking at your smeggy and your not cleaning it
Why is my son taking so long in the shower? Because he is smegging
The process of wiping your self made smeg across another individual’s ear or face, imitating the famous “wet- willy”
I just gave Sonny a sick smeg-Willy and he cried.