Outrageous outburst of cheese fires out of your dick like a gun
Fuck I was playing with my smeg launcher last night and it was fun
A dick cheese that's so fine and pristine that it has to be admired and respected by many. It is rare to find smegma of this quality, thus causing it to be the premium of smeg.
Usually found to be as clear as the semen of a very hydrated man, and when comes into contact with vaginal or rectal fluids immediately dissolves into a natural form of lube.
I was involved in an orgy on Saturday, and one of these dudes had a severe amount of smegma, but it turned out to be premium smeg and just enhanced the thrill of the orgy.
the act of rolling ones foreskin over anothers, the reciever may have his foreskin rolled back and out of the way or not at all (circumcised). This is also how the spread of smeg scorpions occours. two penis' are required dum shit
daphid: mandrew the shemale, come roll your foreskin over mine
mandrew the shemale: ok, LETS GET A-SMEGGING!
the end
When you're in the shower looking at your smeggy and your not cleaning it
Why is my son taking so long in the shower? Because he is smegging
The process of wiping your self made smeg across another individual’s ear or face, imitating the famous “wet- willy”
I just gave Sonny a sick smeg-Willy and he cried.
The japs eye, the bit of the penis piss and jizz comes out.
Was wanking real hard looking at the smeg tip, it winked and next thing I jizzed in my eye.
A girl or guy who enjoys going down on uncircumcised men with built up smeggma and spreading it around on the head of the penis like whip topping on a ice cream cone.
Man 1: Hey bro you see that fine ass chick over there??
Man 2: Yeah man , u may wanna stay away from that!!
Man 1: Why homie she’s banging!!
Man 2: Maybe , but she is a smeg spreader!!!
Man 1: No way ! She likes the smegma?
Man 2: Yep and loves to spread it !!!!