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A "Sphincter Soak" -(noun or adjective) is someone's significant other, fuck buddy, mistress or mister.
In more adventurous circles a "Sphincter Soak" may refer to less sentient beings i.e members of the animal kingdom and/or vegetables.
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To Sphincter Soak
- Where's Lex?"
- I don't know she had been spending a lot of time with her Sphincter Soak.
-Is this dinner or Ivan's Sphincter Soak?
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To put something off for later that you could do now.
Gina: "Are you going to wash that frying pan with the egg stuck on it?"
Chris: "No, I'm letting it soak. Are you going to rinse the cum off your tits?"
Gina: "No, I'm letting it soak."
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This is a term for ejaculating in a girl’s ear. Dopey comes from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. Dopey is the dwarf with the rather large ears. Soak... well that goes without saying.
I gave that bitch a Dopey Soak last night.
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Todd wouldn't pick up the phone, because he was in the bathroom soaking the corn.
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Derived from the "wake and bake," the soak and toke is when someone smokes marijuana before and/or after a shower. The steam, fragrances, and noise from the shower mask the act of smoking. Additionally, the resulting smoke can be carefully blown out of a ceiling vent, leaving no residual marijuana smell. Therefore, this method is often employed by those living with an authority figure who is opposed to toking.
Stoner 1: Hey dude, you wanna meet up and hit some sticky icky?
Stoner 2: Nah man, my parents have got me on lockdown since they found out I've been smoking. I think I gotta settle for a little soak and toke instead.
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After I shot my load on my girl, her brown eye was diaper soaked by my man milk.
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When a girl squirts on your dick and you fuck her with your squirt dick.
Dude, Stephanie was screaming pretty loud last night. Were you soaking the wood again?
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