Spank Bank

Images, clips, people, memories, ect..stored in your brain that you pull up into your minds eye when you masturbate..

I have Captain Jack Sparrow and King Leonidas in my Spank Bank.

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Dank Spank

A phrase commonly used by youthful action sports enthusiasts referring to something that is best, awesome, killer, amazing, or sick.

"Dude, that surfboard is the Dank Spank!"
"Bro, that skate park was the Dank Spank!"
"Homey, that jump you did on your bike was the Dank Spank!"
"Hey buddy, your boat is the Dankest Spankest boat I've ever seen!"

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spank the dolphin

Wacking off your dad.

Dude, last night my mom made me spank the dolphin.

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spank

1.Anyone that steals an insult they find funny and continue to overuse it.
2.McFatty.
3.Chef.
4.Everyone else who has posted in this thread.

Mcfatty and Chef are the main spanks

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spank fodder

any material or imagery that is used simply for jacking off

That headshot of Tony Danza made for some great spank fodder for Kevin.

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cheeky spank

An unexpected or inapropriate slap on the ass given to your friend or partner in order to flirt/annoy/punish/show affection.

hey babe.
hey *spank*
WOAH CHEEKY SPANK

Cock-Spanked

Female equivalent for "Pussy-Whipped." See also "penis-spanked".

Why do you keep doing his laundy? You're so cock-spanked!

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