A short person with massive balls with no bitches that masturbates excessively
My cousin Jackson beats his cock 24/7 but still gets no bitchez , Damn spanky
Verbal or physical conduct that induces an impression of incongruity and eccentricity.
His spanky remarks during the meeting made everyone chuckle and feel a bit awkward, but they appreciated his quirky sense of humor.
Everyone's estranged uncle who likes to cleverly touch his adolescent nieces where he probably shouldn't, usually in the form of a seemingly innocent pat on the ass or thigh.
"You going to Miley's 15th birthday party?"
"Hell no-uncle Spanky will be there."
When a man decides it's a good time to mash his cock with the kitchen utensils. The origin is from Ancient Egypt when the first spoon was invented. A man beat his dong to a pulp and he never came back from it.
"Jesus Jerry, Why did you give yourself a Spanky Franklin?"
"Well Sam, My wife left me, I lost my job, and my kids died."
A large dirty man in a moo moo with smegma who uses public hot springs to bathe.
Oh nasty! Looks like spanky doodle is back at the hot springs.
A large dirty man in a moo moo with smegma who uses public hot springs to bathe
Oh nasty! Looks like spanky doodle is back at the hot springs.
Overly obsessed with bootie that you're on a continuous rampage and can't stop. Mostly a joke I made up about the infamous rapper 69.
"6ix9ine is on a slappy de spanky spree"
"I lost it and now I'm on a slappy de spanky spree"